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Korea, Booze and Delusions

 
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goodbyekoreasale



Joined: 12 May 2005
Location: Yongsan, Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:42 pm    Post subject: Korea, Booze and Delusions Reply with quote

Last night I was drinking with friends in a bar in Hongdae when a foreigner and his three Korean companions invited themselves to our table.

Quick to introduce himself and his three budjuanas as experts in Taekwondo, the conversation progressed along to how Taekwondo was not so much a sport but a martial arts lifestyle for those who were "ultimate warriors."

My curiosity piqued, I inquired as to how good these likely lads were and was told in all seriousness by the foreigner that anyone of them could murder the opposition going round at Coex in the Gimme Five (G-5) tournament, not to mention beating most of the fighters making up the numbers in the K-1 and Pride competitions.

Astounded by this part-time English teacher / musician's boasts, I pushed a little further and asked if he believed he could take out "the baddest man on the planet," Iron Mike Tyson.

"Well, if I had five months training, sure, I could do it," came the reply.

In all seriousness lads and ladets, I genuinely believe some of us waygooks need to lay off the booze and touch base with planet reality before heading out for big evenings on the town.
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get the impression that people saying dumb *beep* when they're drinking is a new experience for you.
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goodbyekoreasale



Joined: 12 May 2005
Location: Yongsan, Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bulsajo wrote:
I get the impression that people saying dumb *beep* when they're drinking is a new experience for you.


Uh, no ... I guess I forgot to mention that these guys seemed to be Stone Cold Steve Austin sober at the time. I am only hoping that alcohol was an excuse for their delusional boasting.
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just because



Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Location: Changwon - 4964

PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have some occasional delusions when i am drunk but the next day am brought back down to earth by the mates I am with who give me shit for the rest of the week....
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pegpig



Joined: 10 May 2005

PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JB, I just can't seem to put my finger on the significance of your avatar, if there is one. I can't see any skin, especially since it's the dead of winter. Hmmm.
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

goodbyekoreasale wrote:

Uh, no ... I guess I forgot to mention that these guys seemed to be Stone Cold Steve Austin sober at the time. I am only hoping that alcohol was an excuse for their delusional boasting.

That's quite interesting given the thread title you've chosen ("Korea, Booze, and Delusions").
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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invited themselves to our table


People who do this are seldom the harbingers of a good time.
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livinginkorea



Joined: 11 Jun 2004
Location: Korea, South of the border

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya-ta Boy wrote:
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invited themselves to our table


People who do this are seldom the harbingers of a good time.


That's true and the conversation always seems to go downhill when strangers invite themselves. If I wanted to ask you then I would invite you. The foreigner seems to be a bit of an idiot and probably he thinks that the Koreans are he best buds when they are probably laughing at him behind his back!!! Laughing
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just because



Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Location: Changwon - 4964

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pigpen wrote:
JB, I just can't seem to put my finger on the significance of your avatar, if there is one. I can't see any skin, especially since it's the dead of winter. Hmmm.

It is just a caption of the daily commute...

Even if the picture is Shinjuku in Tokyo Wink
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