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joe_doufu
Joined: 09 May 2005
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 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:20 pm Post subject: Awesome business ideas for Korea. |
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While reading the "awful business ideas" thread, I thought maybe some of us had some superb business ideas for Korea.
I was thinking, a sky-scraper on Dokdo (or on re-claimed land as close as possible, with a view of Dokdo). Sell it in the Chinese style, that is, sell individual apartments before the building is constructed. Sell the first unit to a rich Japanese businessman, then sell the other 99 units auction-style to Koreans and Japanese, to the top 99 bidders, or whatever. The best part is, you don't have to actually build the building! Just spend several years having your "engineers" try to figure out the undersea construction problem, spend the money and declare bankruptcy.
Second idea: New world map "fisheye projection" that distorts Korea to be somewhat larger than Australia or Greenland. |
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Grotto
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Miniture golf courses on top of apartment rooftops   |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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| private rooms where they can belt out their favorite tunes and drink beer, and do all kinds of wierd stuff with their friends and coworkers. |
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BigBlackEquus
Joined: 05 Jul 2005
Location: Lotte controls Asia with bad chocolate!
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| Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
| private rooms where they can belt out their favorite tunes and drink beer, and do all kinds of wierd stuff with their friends and coworkers. |
Would be even more exciting if they had those with girls. Pay them a drink and anything goes. Or in my case, better if it were men. |
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funplanet
Joined: 20 Jun 2003
Location: The new Bucheon!
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:15 am Post subject: |
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| behaviour adjustment seminars |
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guangho
Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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| kimchi jiggae wilderness retreats. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:43 am Post subject: |
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| Foreigner observation galleries. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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Sparkles*_* |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:52 am Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
| Foreigner observation galleries. |
They already have them. I believe they're called hagwons. Or you can observe them in their natural habitat by visiting Itaewon or Hongdae at night. Oh, they have very advanced social networks, and some have even been taught to use mobile phones and the subway system. Yes, foreigners possess many remarkably humanlike attributes. |
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tomato
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.
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good English �п�'s,
or better yet, English �б�'s
Last edited by tomato on Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:26 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:24 am Post subject: |
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| JongnoGuru wrote: |
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| Foreigner observation galleries. |
They already have them. I believe they're called hagwons. Or you can observe them in their natural habitat by visiting Itaewon or Hongdae at night. Oh, they have very advanced social networks, and some have even been taught to use mobile phones and the subway system. Yes, foreigners possess many remarkably humanlike attributes. |
I don't know... I still think they're more like monkeys, Guru. |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:34 am Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
| Foreigner observation galleries. |
They already have them. I believe they're called hagwons. Or you can observe them in their natural habitat by visiting Itaewon or Hongdae at night. Oh, they have very advanced social networks, and some have even been taught to use mobile phones and the subway system. Yes, foreigners possess many remarkably humanlike attributes. |
I don't know... I still think they're more like monkeys, Guru. |
Yes, I believe you're right, Dr. Zaius. All our findings thus far, they only demonstrate the need for further observation and dissection. |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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3 words. Kimchi milkshake stand. I have visions of a cabbage-shaped stand. That dude in the front even looks a bit like me. Freaky.
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bosintang
Joined: 01 Dec 2003
Location: In the pot with the rest of the mutts
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:55 am Post subject: |
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| I'm still waiting for a spicy kimchi/bul-dalk pizza combo...seriously..and I think it will be nice too. |
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jurassic5
Joined: 02 Apr 2003
Location: PA
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| garbage disposals |
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