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sparkx · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: thekimchipot.com

I think i would eat up the bandwidth on this site if I listed all my wrong doings so here is something that is more embarrassing than anything...

Since I am the only foreigner at my company I often have very little to do some weeks (yes I said weeks). Since I have so much time on my hands and I can't stray from my computer, I sometimes have some fun with the Soompi message boards.

For anyone who doesn't know what it is, Soompi caters to Asian 15-30 year olds living in N.America who, based on the posts I read, must be semi-retarded with the maturity level of a 6 year old. Anyways, when i'm really bored, I go on there and troll a bit just to see the responses. I've been banned a couple of times, but thus far my latest incarnation hasn't raised any eyebrows.

My latest post was in the love and relationships forum:

http://soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=368315

Very strange thing happened lolz

hiya..

so there i was with my crush who ive luvd for 2 years..last week we kissed and then started hanging out..lolz

so anyways, today we are sitting there watching a movie and we startz kissin' again but this time it goez further lolz

i was wearing a skirt and well, some touching goes on lolz..when suddenly he pulls off my pantiez. we continue kissing and i feel a little weird but its ok cause he's so cute and amazing lolz.

anyways, suddenly he flips me over and startz sniffin' my...well....bumhole.

so strange..never touched my hoo-hoo or anything, just stuck his nose into my bum and started sniffin' like a dog looking for drugs lolz.

its just good i washed properly before i met him or it could have been embarrasing Embarassed

anyways, is this normal for FOB korean guys to do? i felt sooooo weird afterwards and just went home.

Some responses:

sparkx · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: thekimchipot.com

Very strange thing happened lolz con't

no i'm not making it up..lolz..i wish i waz..lolz
i'm glad im not the only one who thought it was weird..i'm pretty inexprienced so maybe i thought this was norml with some pps..lolz..i guess not.

anyways, just so you know, he didnt lick it or anything like that. i think that would have been way toooo strange..lolz...he only sniffed my hole. he kinda sounded like a pig looking for truffles back there..lolz

im supposed to see him again this w/e but im really nervous now. i still have a huge crush on him and he is soooo cute and hot but i dont know if i can look him in the eyez after all this. should i ask hiim about it or just forget and hope he never doez it again?

eamo · Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

Good work Sparx. Keep it up. You could terrorise a few more message boards and report back.

I'd love to myself but no time. Y'see, I work during the day!!!

sparkx · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: thekimchipot.com

Nah, only Soompi once in a blue moon Eamo.

Honestly, I'm not one of those guys.

(and there are many days I work my balls off...Either I have sweet f' all to do or I'm flooded with work)

crazykiwi · Joined: 07 Jun 2003 Location: new zealand via daejeon

Had a hash cake made for my 21st birthday, ........but I "forgot" to tell half the guests! No-one knew what the hell hit them an hour or so later. Great to see my old man having a great time!

Swiss James · Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai

LOLZ@sparkx O--O

I dumped a girl on valentine's day once, she had made me a card and everything and when she gave it to me I just said
"Yeah about that, I don't think we're working out- I mean I'm going to Korea soon and err.."

She flipped out and cried for about 1.5-2 hours, what a mentalist, I was well rid of her.

sparkx · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: thekimchipot.com

10,000 views

I can now die a happy man

thebum · Joined: 09 Jan 2005 Location: North Korea

that's awesome

Qinella · Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib

I went to my favorite PC bang near my apt. during peak hours and played the Peanut Butter Jelly Song as loud as it would go. After two and a half times through, the employee came up to tell me to turn it down, but I pretended I didn't understand and forced him to turn it down himself. The reactions from the obviously pissed off but, unfortunately, repressed males gaming around me were typical and hysterical. Lots of staring and "not particularly to anyone but definitely to you" comments.

I love that song.

white_shadow · Joined: 28 Mar 2005

I live on the 12th level of a 13th level Office-tel. The elevators there are retarded. If I'm on my floor (12) and the elevator is on 11, and I press the down button, the elevator goes down instead of picking me up. It's got some other bugs as well, but on to my tip.

If you forget something in your place and just got in the elevator. Pull out something handy, chewing gum if you're chewing it, a post-it note, a sticker or whatever sticks. Cover up one of the four IR sensors along the door. It will hold the doors open and the elevator until you get back from your place. You don't have to wait for the elevator again. Remove the item and the elevator will be on its way.