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I crashed my bike - my picture - please pity me offer food
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Will you send me chocolate? - because I feel very hurt.
Yes.
20%
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No.
20%
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Never! we all hate you and wished you of been run over when you were down
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Total Votes : 15

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The Great Toad



Joined: 12 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:24 am    Post subject: I crashed my bike - my picture - please pity me offer food Reply with quote



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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ouch!
and the shorts! ouch hahahahha Cool
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The Great Toad



Joined: 12 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Great Toad wrote:
Yes well I went ahead and rode another ten miles home. I hope I did not offend any Koreans with my terrible flesh (wound).


you have already offended us all by wearing lycra in public......
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sonofthedarkstranger



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coulda done without the close up of dirty sweaty male spandex wounds.

You'll find no quarter here, Toad.
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canuckistan
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Joined: 17 Jun 2003
Location: Training future GS competitors.....

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you picked up a couple of raspberries. Welcome to cycling. Now suck it up and get on with it Lance. Wink
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FUBAR



Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: The Y.C.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weren't you a marine before?

If so..... Good thing your mates don't see you posting here about your pansy little love scratches.
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The Great Toad



Joined: 12 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Code:
BSJ tosses a morsel of pity lightly coated with a dusting of sympathy into the GT's begging bowl


Quote:
I was a freak monkey scabby goon dog devil.

Plus ca change...

Razz
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have to remember to parody Toad's posting style some time. When's he going to Thailand again? I can never figure out what he's talking about when he posts from Thailand.
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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
I have to remember to parody Toad's posting style some time. When's he going to Thailand again? I can never figure out what he's talking about when he posts from Thailand.


I'm pretty sure he just copies down the konglish on his students pencil cases and notebook covers....


BTW Toad, consider yourslef lucky there were no aussie drivers around to witness your spill..... you wouldn't believe what we have been known to do to toads on roads.... Twisted Evil
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Freezer Burn



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

or with golf clubs and cricket bats.
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AdamH



Joined: 27 Aug 2004
Location: Bachman Turner Overdrive...Let's Rock!

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would someone please tell me why a bloke feels the need to shave his legs?

Does it really help you go faster or something?

Why not shave your eyebrows off as well while you're at it, at least you could pretend to be Ziggy Stardust to excuse the inherent campness of the spandex and hairless legs.
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crazylemongirl



Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Would someone please tell me why a bloke feels the need to shave his legs?


Becasue shaved guys are hot. Swimmers, divers, and cyclists oh my!
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

canuckistan wrote:
So you picked up a couple of raspberries. Welcome to cycling. Now suck it up and get on with it Lance. Wink



Sweet. Cool
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