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sparkx
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: thekimchipot.com
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Do you need your bellybutton scratched from the inside?
Sorry to bother you, but would you mind smelling this and tell me if it smells like chloroform to you?
You look like the kind of girl who makes really bad decisions. Can i buy you a drink?
Hi there. I know a great way to help you burn off some of that fat ass of yours. |
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Clutch Cargo
Joined: 28 Feb 2003
Location: Sim City 2005
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:19 am Post subject: |
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"Is that a ladder on your stockings.....or a stairway to heaven?"
"Do you want a f@$#? No? Well would you lie down while I have one?" |
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yesterday's child
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
Location: better for me if you don't know.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:30 am Post subject: |
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'i've got some crack.'  |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:24 am Post subject: |
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| I usually start with "How much?" before saying "OK" |
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paperbag princess
Joined: 07 Mar 2004
Location: veggie hell
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:40 am Post subject: |
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| crazylemongirl wrote: |
| Nice shoes wanna f*ck |
it works. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:33 am Post subject: |
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| sparkx wrote: |
Do you need your bellybutton scratched from the inside?
Sorry to bother you, but would you mind smelling this and tell me if it smells like chloroform to you?
You look like the kind of girl who makes really bad decisions. Can i buy you a drink?
Hi there. I know a great way to help you burn off some of that fat ass of yours. |
I like #3. That might actually work with me.
Now come on y'all. Have you ever used these? 'Fess up. |
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Alias
Joined: 24 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:58 am Post subject: |
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If this were medieval times I would slay any dragon in your honor. 
Actually I've never had the courage to use this one. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:05 am Post subject: |
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| Alias wrote: |
If this were medieval times I would slay any dragon in your honor.
Actually I've never had the courage to use this one. |
Maybe that's for the best. If the girl in question has hair down to her waist, cat hair on her sweater and an Anne McCaffrey book in her bag, you might get a positive reaction. Otherwise, prepare to be mocked, and mocked well.
Perhaps a more contemporary target? |
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Gopher
Joined: 04 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:12 am Post subject: |
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| I, for one, will target any woman with hair down to her waist, and I will acquire that target with a certain relentlessness, contemporary relevance or not...she's all mine... |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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F*ck me if I'm wrong, but aren't you Jeon Ji Hyun?
Excuse me, yeah, um... sorry to bother you but I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Is your father a thief?
1- No ---- Then who stole the sparkle from the stars and put them in your eyes?
2- Yes ---- Then that explains who stole the sparkle from the stars and put them in your eyes!
You know what would look good on you? Me.
Didn't I download you last night? |
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travel zen
Joined: 22 Feb 2005
Location: Good old Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:28 am Post subject: |
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| Can I taste your kimchi tonight? |
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Clutch Cargo
Joined: 28 Feb 2003
Location: Sim City 2005
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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| If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? |
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Manner of Speaking
Joined: 09 Jan 2003
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| Well if you're a western guy and you're working/living in Korea, there are thousands of Korean chicks to choose from. Why go to the trouble of hooking up with some western chick who's just going to give you attitude anyway? |
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waggo
Joined: 18 May 2003
Location: pusan baby!
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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| What's Got two Thumbs,Speaks French and Likes Blow jobs........MOI!!! |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:08 am Post subject: |
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| Manner of Speaking wrote: |
| Well if you're a western guy and you're working/living in Korea, there are thousands of Korean chicks to choose from. Why go to the trouble of hooking up with some western chick who's just going to give you attitude anyway? |
MOS, I'm not a Korean girl, but I promise I wouldn't give Yul Brynner (in your avatar) any attitude.
What do you mean by attitude, anyway? Isn't it a little more interesting when girls don't just topple over with gratitude when you speak to them? |
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