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The evil penguin · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:24 am Post subject: Is shaving the cure??

Ok.... still a couple of years under the big 30 but since coming here to the land of the adjuma I have really started to notice a general mass evacuation (well.. at least so far just a major retreat of the foward flanks...) of my head fur.

My solution has been to grow it longer it the hope that the oily scraggy locks and half mullet will draw any attention from the forward barer patches.... thus preserving my dignity and youth..... If i can get my hands on some brill cream.... I reckon a comb-over would really help..... Confused

But i've started thinking..... is it time for the buzz cut??? Never quite got the whole "shave the head to disquise the baldness" thing.... but..... maybe its time to bite bullet...........

tzechuk · Joined: 20 Dec 2004

Are you a he or a she???

If you are a he, people will mistake you for a GI..

If you are a she... well... I don't know...

Bulsajo · Joined: 16 Jan 2003

Comb-over... nobody will know, it'll be our little secret.

Zyzyfer · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:57 am Post subject:

Shaving doesn't disguise it, it exemplifies it.

joe_doufu · Joined: 09 May 2005 Location: Elsewhere

Grotto · Joined: 21 Mar 2004

comb over

nah just start wearing a ball cap 24/7
or
shave your back and have that hair transplanted or glued to your scalp Laughing

dont worry its a renewable resource Laughing

Wangja · Joined: 17 May 2004 Location: Seoul, Yongsan

Jensen · Joined: 30 Mar 2003 Location: hippie hell

Exactly.

buzz that fuzzy crap off with barber's clippers every month...no attachments just adjusted up to where you don't nick the skin. And shave your beard back into a goatee every month or so.

It's easy, cheap, and it feels GREAT...long as you wear a hat or bandana in the bright sunshine. Best of all you'll look cool like me and all the other white trash sumbitches that do it...even if you aren't white...

You can wear anything and look good...except a cheap suit. And nobody looks good in one of those anyway.

Freezer Burn · Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Location: Busan

It looks way better than strangly bits of non-hair grown like pubic hair on your scalp.
Think Bruce Willis but a New Zealand version Razz

mindmetoo · Joined: 02 Feb 2004

Keep it short and neat. You can shave it all off but then sometimes you run the risk of looking like a cancer victim. Lighten your hair too, if possible. Eat a lot of soy products and drink a lot of soy milk.

The evil penguin · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:34 pm Post subject:

The evil penguin · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:38 pm Post subject:

hellofaniceguy · Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Location: On your computer screen!

Shave it off! Hair does NOT make a man! If she only likes you because you have a head of hair...she ain't worth your time! Millions and millions of bald men can't be wrong!
The comb over...dorky! Nerdy! Just plain awful looking! And most women will agree.

pet lover · Joined: 02 Jan 2004 Location: not in Seoul

Balding is incredibly UNsexy and unattractive if the guy deludes himself into thinking he still has a full head of hair if he leaves the rest of it long. If the remaining hair is kept short, on some guys, it's incredibly sexy. On others, it's just fine. Now, make sure you get some sun on that head because a gleaming white head doesn't look good on anybody. That's if you're white. If you are black or have some naturally tan skin, shave your head bald and you have nothing to worry about. Then, you look gooooood~

neandergirl · Joined: 23 Jun 2005

I vote for shaving it off. I personally think bald and bold is way more attractive than bald and trying to pretend you're not. Not that my opinion counts for dulce, just saying is all.