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Hanson · Joined: 20 Oct 2004

Hanson, who, with one hand, keeps the socks-and-crappy-cassettes cart from falling over, while simutaneously saving the promotions dancing girl from further injury with the other hand.

The promotions dancing girl says, in perfect English "Oh my, you saved me! You're my hero! I'll do anything to repay you!" Hanson, being married and, ultimately, a complete moron, replies "Tell you what, why don't you just 'do anything' for the next lucky (ba$tard) poster," who happens to be...

The evil penguin · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:45 pm Post subject:

Hanson · Joined: 20 Oct 2004

Hanson again, who flips it to the shortstop, The Beaver, who steps on the bag and tosses it to first (to the next poster) to complete the double play...

pegpig · Joined: 10 May 2005

guangho · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 7:03 am Post subject:

guangho, who wonders when he will make the journey to the glory that is Newfoundland. Until then, he tries to be content with a trip to Yongsan where he spots a supercheap DVD which he tosses at...

mishlert · Joined: 13 Mar 2003 Location: On the 3rd rock from the sun

the DVD salesaman, who was eating kimbap at the time. He was so angry that he threw a couple of them . . .

d503 · Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Location: Daecheong, Seoul

which d503 caught in her mouth, cause wasted food is a no-no, and kimbop, is the food of the gods (and me.) Feeling the need to buy something from the generous ajoshi she steps up spies an ultra cheap dvd snags it. a block away she realizes it is titanic, feeling sick and ashamed, she slips it into the bag of the next unsuspecting waygookin...

Hanson · Joined: 20 Oct 2004

... who takes the Titanic dvd home and promptly pours gas all over it, puts it in a non-stick pan and burns it. Relishing in watching that piece of crap burn (while imagining Celine Dion burning along with it), the unsuspecting waegookin then tosses the burning pan out the window, which falls on...

pegpig · Joined: 10 May 2005

...my ninjically-trained wife who does a back flip (she watches too many movies) then catches the flying pan. It's bittersweet for her. She loves Celine, but hates to see a perfectly good frying pan burned to shite like that. We take the dvd to a dvd restoration specialist (this is my little story, so I can do whatever I want), but the pan apparently is beyond restoration. She's incensed. So much so that as we get off the elevator she takes it out on the first waegookin she sees (they all look the same to her). The door opens and she plants a kick right to the kisser of...

Links · Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:38 pm Post subject:

...Links. I need something to keep the swelling down so I head for the nearest Jjokki Jjokki and grab a pint of green beer. After 5 minutes of listening to annoying cell phone rings I loose my mind. I walk up to the nearest table, take a handfull of handphones and toss them out the door toward...

cubanlord · Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Location: In Japan!

me....who opens up a little shop downtown (by paying the police off) in the middle of the street and starts to sell the phones for a cheap price (seeing as how the phones here are wayyyyy tooo expensive). I take the money and buy the next poster a...............

Freezer Burn · Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Location: Busan

new copy of Titanic, bliss, Celine Dion rises from the ashes and lives again.
Disaster for me, Peopigs wife was there in a heartbeat smashing me to the ground while pulling at my (big) nose, taking my copy of the beloved Titanic.
She smiles with revenge and spits at me as she walks over my bruised and battered body, leaving me with the faint smell of Kimchi and....

pegpig · Joined: 10 May 2005

...pegpig (naturally). Now that we have 2 dvds of Titanic the wife is pretty pumped. We go home immediately and she proceeds to try out her new-found treasures. After a few valiant efforts, I begin to point out that those are dvds and the thing she's stuffing them into is a vcr. She'll have no part of me or my explanation. She waves me off and tells me to take out the stinky food garbage. Actually, she tells me to do something else with it, but considering how I detest the smell of that crap, I couldn't imagine having sexual relations with it. I take it outside (even though technically that's not my job) seeing as that might be the safest place for me at the moment while she's force-feeding the vcr a steady diet of Titanic dvds.

I take my foul-smelling bag of umsik seragi for a walk to the local pc bang. After an hour of helping people on Dave's Wink

,I 'accidentally' forget my bag of seragi at the pc bang. Fortunately, feeling the obligation to atone for his fellow whitey, the bag of rotting food gets adopted by...