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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

igotthisguitar wrote:
JongnoGuru wrote:
("beer-googles"? goggles?)

If you had to kiss one of the women in Igotthisguitar's photo full on the lips, who would it be?

That all depends ... WHICH lips ???

Shocked

What is that new red little exclamation point button up there next to the "quote" button? Can someone tell me please?

Hey, I'm having those lovely ladies over for tea this Sunday. After church. Would you like to drop by and make your decision then, IGTG? Razz
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captain kirk



Joined: 29 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not an exclamation mark, it's a kochu. If you think what you wrote is a really hot post hit the kochu symbol. Then a bell rings at Dave's place. He looks it over and considers you as mod material.
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Harpeau



Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Location: Coquitlam, BC

PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Steroidmaximus! come on down and join us in Thailand. Just about to jump a 12 hour train to Chang-mai. This place rocks! Lot's of Korean (waygooks here) people.

Mental hygene is the answer my fellow herringchoker! When we get back, how about some scotch and cribbage?
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DRAMA OVERKILL



Joined: 12 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bulsajo wrote:
DRAMA OVERKILL wrote:
Anyone relate?

Well, i think a mid-life crisis is a good sign, in a way; It means you have the time and the intelligence to contemplate where life has led you so far, plus the money to foolishly spend on selfish extravagances. Stupid people don't think to have mid-life crises, and poor people are too busy trying to make ends meet.

Just remember, Steroids, whatever you do and whatever you buy there is only one thing to remember:

The boy who dies with the most toys wins.



A mid-life crisis is by no means a good sign, in any way... Nor do they have anything to do with intelligence or one's financial situation... I kinda feel bad for those who have them...

A mid-life crisis is having feelings of self-doubt, regret, and emotional unrest - considering one's postion and standing in life, people start to feel trapped and think about "what might have been only if I had done this differently..." Hence, the crisis...

Harley's (which are cool), sports cars (cool too), new wardrobes (lame), etc. are merely accessories used to hide the way that person feels... Basically, they can't make any significant changes in their lives (perhaps career wise, or family wise), so they use these accessories to try to present a new image of themselves and to try and make themselves feel better about where they are in their lives...

To say that stupid people "don't think to have a mid-life crisis", and poor people "are too busy trying to make ends meet" to have a mid-life crisis is ridiculous... Nearly everyone's got enough brains and time for a little self-evaluation...

I won't, or at least certainly hope, to never have a mid-life crisis... I'm a little too young yet anyway... I hope to never grow up, anyway (thus making it kinda hard to have one)... I know that sounds a little dumb... Basically, I hope to make good, careful, conscious decisions all throughout my life so that I will never have to experience some sort of regret or mental unrest at mid life...

And, I'm sorry, but "the boy who dies with the most toys wins?" C'mon, now THAT'S something a stupid person would say...
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like you're the one person who took my post seriously... if it had been serious then your post would have been an excellent rebuttal and deconstruction.
But it wasn't.


Say, with a name like Drama Overkill, maybe I'm getting sucked into some diabolical double-bluff?
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bulsajo wrote:
Say, with a name like Drama Overkill, maybe I'm getting sucked into some diabolical double-bluff?

Yeah, I was going "Shocked" as I read his post, too. Then I glanced at the name once more -- just in time, too, as I nearly fell in the same trap. He be crafty. Wink
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weatherman



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mid-life crisis at 35�� boy I could only with I was in your shoes�� I think the wife is pushing me to have a mid life crisis, but I am determined to keep it at bay until 40 or later�� then I will by the bike to her chagrin��..
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mid-life crisis is a funny expression.

If I get run over by a bus tomorrow, thankfully, I will miss it entirely.

Getting drunk more often sounds good.
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EFLtrainer



Joined: 04 May 2005

PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:41 am    Post subject: Re: I need to get drunk more often Reply with quote

Bulsajo wrote:
kermo wrote:
steroidmaximus wrote:

There used to be so many women to swerve, juice to drink, mountains to mount, hubris to collect, memories to forget. . .


Maybe you should mix things up a little. Mount the women, swerve the hubris, forget the juice and drink the memories.

That's as close to being a perfect post as I've ever seen here- seriously.
[100% sarcasm-free]


Umm... go cheat on your wife, risk tossing away your family, destroying your kids' lives... that advice is a perfect post?

I'm apprently too comfortable with entering the Middle Kingdom.
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm 36 and I wish I could have a mid-life crisis. Sounds fun, like throwing caution to the wind and indulging in irresponsibility.

I think it's reserved to those who have commitments: I wish I were married with kids.

But I don't drink much either, so not many morose moments.

And I have the hope that tomorrow is another day, perhaps the day that will change my life. It's like I'm still in my twenties with the future wide open! Nice to contemplate, but sad to imagine still being like in old age someday.
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The Bobster



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

chiaa wrote:
igotthisguitar wrote:




Now I see why their campaign failed.

Bartender, Jobu needs a refill.

Bulsajo :
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I don't think there are any beer-googles in the world strong enough to turn those hags into hotties.

Good comeback, guys, but check your history : the campaign by the Temperance League succeeded, and resulted in Prohibition. Prohibition resulted in decades of Al Capone and Murder Inc., as well as the persistent wealth of the Kennedy Clan - JFK's dad (or was it his grandfather?) was something of smuggler of bootleg whiskey across the border with those Canucks, seem to recall ...

Me, soon as it comes on the ballot, I'm voting with the William S Burroughs ANTI-Temperance League : "Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted."

Ever stop to think how much better America and the world would be if The Dubya just sat down and poured himself a brewski ever once in a while? Man, I think about that every day ...
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