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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| kermo's a lovely lady- she made me dress up like a bear and then sang Louis Armstrong songs to me. |
And I'm still not sure whether to chalk that one up as a failure or a triumph. |
Speaking of...
is "Hey, aren't you Swiss James? I totally read your blog!" a pick-up line? |
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Gollum
Joined: 04 Sep 2003
Location: Japan
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:31 am Post subject: Re: Pick-up lines that work |
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| kermo wrote: |
"Pop quiz, pop quiz. Name the following animal...." (and then I produced a ridiculous mooing sound.)
How would you react? |
Depends what you look like =)
-HE |
And that's just it. |
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Swiss James
Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
| kermo wrote: |
| Swiss James wrote: |
| kermo's a lovely lady- she made me dress up like a bear and then sang Louis Armstrong songs to me. |
And I'm still not sure whether to chalk that one up as a failure or a triumph. |
Speaking of...
is "Hey, aren't you Swiss James? I totally read your blog!" a pick-up line? |
I don't know but "Hey I'm Swiss James- do you read my blog?" is very, very unsuccesful |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:00 am Post subject: |
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I just remembered an interesting proposition I got once in Suji.
I had just met an interesting English guy, and his Australian and Welsh "friends" were "stitching him up" (running interference). They were trying to drive me off with the most appalling suggestions they could think of (the fools! I've spent far too much time with Australians to be offended by their feeble efforts).
What stayed in my mind was a suggestion by the Taffy:
"Why don't we take you home, and the three of us will make you airtight?"
I asked whether he would fit up my nostril, and it turns out I was quite right. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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I just remembered an interesting proposition I got once in Suji.
I had just met an interesting English guy, and his Australian and Welsh "friends" were "stitching him up" (running interference). They were trying to drive me off with the most appalling suggestions they could think of (the fools! I've spent far too much time with Australians to be offended by their feeble efforts).
What stayed in my mind was a suggestion by the Taffy:
Why don't we take you home, and the three of us will make you airtight?"
I asked whether he would fit up my nostril, and it turns out I was quite right. |
Two notes I need to make here.
First, this is hands-down the filthiest proposition I've ever heard. Why no comments?
Second, it sounds on second reading that I have unusually large nostrils. Sadly, this is not the case. |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm sorry I didn't respond earlier. I was busy trying to do the math. 3 guys are gonna make you airtight? And you're including nostrils? Hmm. |
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jinglejangle
Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
Second, it sounds on second reading that I have unusually large nostrils. Sadly, this is not the case. |
Now that sounds on second reading like you want someone to plug you in the nostrils, which I find considerably disturbing.  |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:31 am Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
Second, it sounds on second reading that I have unusually large nostrils. Sadly, this is not the case. |
Now that sounds on second reading like you want someone to plug you in the nostrils, which I find considerably disturbing. |
Tee hee hee.
Several funny stories spring to mind when you say that, including one about an inexperienced (but avid) boyfriend who took French-kissing in a whole new direction (by accident... I think). It also reminded me of a guy I used to date who had surprisingly large nostrils. One day we were chatting, and I got distracted wondering whether the knuckles of my index and middle fingers would fit inside them. Well, I went ahead and tried, and he was so shocked that he forgot to breathe through his mouth-- he just stood there, wide-eyed and airless until I removed my knuckles.
No no no no no.
I don't want anyone to plug me in the nostrils. I think the Welsh guy had something else in mind. The sad part is that... well, you can probably figure it out. Wow. |
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AdamH
Joined: 27 Aug 2004
Location: Bachman Turner Overdrive...Let's Rock!
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:38 am Post subject: |
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So the Welshman's pulling technique worked then, seeing as you later got to find out about his nostril-filling girth?
Must have been a damn handsome guy! |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:53 am Post subject: |
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So the Welshman's pulling technique worked then, seeing as you later got to find out about his nostril-filling girth?
Must have been a damn handsome guy! |
I'm afraid so. I marked him when he walked in the door, but somehow ended up being pashed by his friend instead. Luckily, the next time I met them, the friend was revealed to have a girlfriend back home, so the Welshman saw his opportunity, and walked me to the bus stop. Despite his shortcomings, he was an outstanding kisser, and persuaded me to make a small detour to his place.
To sum up his pulling technique:
1) Behave like a right cheeky bastard
2) Argue coherently about history at 5 in the morning
3) Attempt a kiss straight out of the blue
4) Invite me back to his place
If he had been more polite to me the next time I saw him at the bar, and if he hadn't been such a cannibal (left my neck and arm in a deplorable state, though I was on my way to a beach resort that weekend), I wouldn't have added that bit about nostril-filling. Odd that-- if I were him, I would have been kinder. I would have bought bloody flowers. |
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JacktheCat
Joined: 08 May 2004
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Don't know if this qualifies as a pick-up line, but it sure worked for me.
And it wasn't at a bar or club. Just a girl I met while eye shopping at Yongsan, and invited for coffee. (no, not that Yongsan, the other one, the one with all the electronic gizmos)
Me: So what else are you interested in besides art and adventure sports?
Korean Girl: Travelling. I really love to travel.
Me: Really? 
Korean Girl: Yeah, but I am more of the backpacker, solo kind of traveller. I hate those stupid ajuma tour groups. I mean, what is the point of travelling if all you do is talk Korean and eat Korean food. The whole point of travelling is in meeting different people, experiencing different cultures, and eatingt different food.
Me: (trying hard not to choke on my coffee)
and later ...
Korean Girl: Do you like dogs?
Me: No, most definitely no.
Korean Girl: Good, I hate dogs. Especially those yappy little rats that everybody seems to have these days. I'm a cat girl, love cats. Do you like cats?
Me: (again trying hard not to choke on my coffee)
I think I'm in love. |
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Gopher
Joined: 04 Jun 2005
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Jack, I think we have similar personality traits, and you are using my name, too.
We should get together, go to Mongolia, and see what sights and pleasures the place has to offer...Mongolia doesn't exactly field so many Miss Universe candidates, but no place is perfect... |
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JacktheCat
Joined: 08 May 2004
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| Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:39 am Post subject: |
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You should know that in Mongolia they eat marmots. (Asia's verison of a gopher)
A little stringy, and not much meat on them though. |
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numazawa
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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| Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:43 am Post subject: |
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A little stringy, and not much meat on them though. |
I heard the same thing about the Mongolian beaver. |
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Gopher
Joined: 04 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:55 am Post subject: |
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| You should know that in Mongolia they eat marmots. (Asia's verison of a gopher) |
But I'm a wiley gopher...and they can't catch what they can't see... |
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