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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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 Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:05 pm Post subject: The Collected Wisdom of Daves ESL Cafe |
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Here's where you post your truisms. Write, in your own words, something you have come to believe. Relate your own personal proverbs.
I'll start:
When a woman suddenly says to another woman "I like you," she has just changed her mind about it, or she is just about to.
A well prepared potato can make life worth living. |
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peemil
Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa
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| Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| A woman should only open her mouth to eat. |
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Freezer Burn
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Busan
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| Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Optimism is much better than pessimism it keeps you free from thinking your life is going down the toilet covered in Kimchi. |
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Swiss James
Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai
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| Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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| rice is nice |
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coldcrush
Joined: 02 Apr 2004
Location: melbourne.... Posts: 1
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| Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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| People who live in glasshouses are either homeless gardeners or evil plant people. |
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hypnotist
Joined: 04 Dec 2004
Location: I wish I were a sock
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| Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Smile. It makes them wonder what you're up to. |
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Son Deureo!
Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Writing things in boldface makes them look more profound than they really are. |
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krats1976
Joined: 14 May 2003
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| Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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The Collected Wisdom of Daves ESL Cafe
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Today's vocabulary word is: OXYMORON. |
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HapKi
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:51 am Post subject: |
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| Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? |
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cruisemonkey
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:29 am Post subject: |
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| Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing (I found out the hard way). Ouch. |
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The Chewbacca Defense
Joined: 29 May 2004
Location: The ROK and a hard place
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:30 am Post subject: ... |
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'When you are in Korea and you don't like it....leave!'
Words to live by people. |
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jinglejangle
Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:33 am Post subject: |
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A true optimist will always be disappointed.
A true pessimist will never fully enjoy life.
Balance is in guessing things will not all come out quite so badly as you expect they probably will. |
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guangho
Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:53 am Post subject: |
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| Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. |
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yesterday's child
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
Location: better for me if you don't know.
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:55 am Post subject: |
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never wink at a Chinaman on his birthday.  |
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skinhead
Joined: 11 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 3:11 am Post subject: |
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| If you post cheerful, you must therefore be either a woman or a homosexual. ^ |
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