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[The Great Toad]

MIlk the final frontier of Korea is it milk or is it not Milk? I drink the milk at work I have become inured to sour milk as I am a walking Garbage Disposal Samug Glut. Sour milk and old milk. Why is it they leave the milk out before distribution and why is it they dont drink milk at lunch like sensible American Children? How can you blow milk out your nose at lunch if you can't drink it. All the silly Girls at my Girls' school think I am a great Fat Glut because of all the milk I drink. Why is it they save their milks to drink later? I oft say to the little marmots-
"Drink milk now. Strong bones teeth. Milk very good."
Inevitably many a little skinny lass refuses to consume her milk, and I, in remembrance to all the milk deprived children in those third world war torn "nations" , (Jesu knows I loved and helped 'em), must needs slam the cow juice down mine gullet. Korean girls are just too skinny- I've seen a rare few who looked stunted in their growth- and I think it may be due to thier lack of high quality proteins and cholesterol such as is found in milk. Ok there are a few healthy martial art praticing ones. But still...

Perhaps I should make posters of my Great Noble body with two cute healthy Korean Girls drinking milk. Then I could title it:

Milk is Hangook Power

Errrr no I should get ahhh E Huri and Boa to both be in my arms imbibing their milks with the caption:

Milk is beautiful!

Still I feel heartened when I see the portly Koreans gorging on McDonald's whenever I visit, it gives me hope for their great fat futures.

[peemil]

[desultude]

Milk's for babies. Cow's milk is for baby cows.

[Zyzyfer]

It's far worse in Japan.

[The Great Toad]

I think we should all do lessons on milk drinking- we could have glamorous pictures of Cleopatra in milk - she was a Princess so it should appeal to the little punks. Further, I'll need someone with media connections- like Mith, to get me a picture shoot with Boa and E Huri so we can do a milk poster with them holding their jugs of milk and me drinking- this superstar propaganda would lead the girls to want to drink milk. Or, maybe a picture of the Shinwa boys all guzzling huge jugs of milk in black and white super tight spandex cow suits.

[ulsanchris]

drinking milk is highly over rated. YOu don't really need to drink it. I only had it on my cereal and I grew up healthy with strong bones.

[desultude]

[Pyongshin Sangja]

Asians are chemically different from Caucasians. In addition to lacking Alcohol Deoxyhydrogenase, the enzyme that absorbs alcohol, they are also lactose intolerant at a much higher frequency than Caucasians. Asian women go bald much more often than honky women, too. We seem to have them beat on the frequency of wearing size 40 Wranglers, though.

[plokiju]

Gandhi said milk stimulated animal passion.

I just thought I would bring it up to make myself feeling intellectually superior and to make some use of his autobiography I'm reading. 'My Experiments with Truth' might as well be called 'my odd rantings about food and diet.' So anyways, take the statement as you will.

Seriously though, he jumped right over his time in a South African prison so he could write about how a fruit and nut diet is the best way to free yourself from lust.

[cruisemonkey]

Ghandi also ended up drinking his own urine and becoming celibate... I guess the fruit and nut diet works!

[tommynomad]

I'm not sure how well it worked....he claimed celibacy but (not unlike many a powerful man before and since) liked young girls. In fact, Gandhi regularly slept with two or three naked nubiles.

[joe_doufu]

It is highly weird for any mammal to consume milk after its infancy. It is extraordinarily weird for a mammal to be drinking *another* mammal's milk 20, 30, or 50 years after birth. Why do you think the human body rejects milk (lactose intolerance) until desensitized by frequent consumption? This is one area in which Asians are smarter than us.

[periwinkle]

I grew up in dairy country (good old Wisconsin, USA). I'm going to keep on eating my cheese, butter, yogurt, etc. in moderate amounts. I've been hospitalized for kidney stones twice (calcium oxalate-sp?-stones, most likely), so I did cut down (basically eliminated the ice cream from my diet). However, I'd take a few bouts w/kidney stones over being an osteoporosis-riddled halmoni anyday...

[Col.Brandon]

[Barking Mad Lord Snapcase]

It's highly weird for any creature to ride a horse, except for fleas and ticks.

It's highly weird for any creature to build a dam, except for beavers and perhaps some social insects.

Humans always were a weird species.