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dulouz
Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Location: Uranus
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Why don't you just learn to enjoy it? You can practise at home. |
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Dan The Chainsawman

Joined: 05 May 2005
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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| The one and only time it happened to me I farted on the kid. Probably not the reaction he was expecting. |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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Please retitle this thread "Sticky Fingers"
Or Stinky Fingers. Or Stinking Fingers. |
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cubanlord

Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Location: In Japan!
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:37 am Post subject: |
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eh....when it happens to me, I just tell them to...."ok....NOW sniff your fingers"  |
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Freezer Burn

Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Location: Busan
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:50 am Post subject: |
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Happened to me all the time in China, but not just one student doing it, I had like 10 of the little buggers (excuse the pun) I got so mad I grabbed two of them by the ears and dragged them down to the Chinese teachers office and yelled in their face, the Chinese teachers tried to pull the culture card 'they don't know what they are doing" so I yelled in her face . that was the last time it happened. |
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Zenpickle
Joined: 06 Jan 2004 Location: Anyang -- Bisan
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:32 am Post subject: |
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I have developed special Ninja anti-Dong Jjim reflexes!
I can just sense it. Before those fingers accomplish penetration, I grab them, twist the arm of the culprit schnickety schnikety Wolverine style.
Nooch!
My current hagwon -- not one incident during my tenure. |
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PaperTiger

Joined: 31 May 2005 Location: Ulaanbataar
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:00 am Post subject: |
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| I'd like to know what sort of child-molesting brown-fingered pederast is out there teaching a kid that sticking their fingers into someone's rectum is socially acceptable interaction. This isn't the sort of behavior that spontaneously manifests...therefore the same sick freaks that try to promote the idea that testicle fondling and *beep*-adoration (the kissing, the cupping....the utter MADNESS!!!!) are probably at the root of this. Ah byun-tae! |
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PaperTiger

Joined: 31 May 2005 Location: Ulaanbataar
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:02 am Post subject: |
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| okay, I'd just like to say that any language filter that *beeps* out the medical term for male genitalia (will it *beep* the g-word? let's find out!) is just indicative of the retardation that has dominated this board forever. The majority of posters ARE TEACHERS, DAVE...GET A FACKIN CLUE!!!! |
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