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What is Kim Jong Il doing in this picture?
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:07 am    Post subject: What is Kim Jong Il doing in this picture? Reply with quote



Fantasizing about Japanese movie stars?

Practising for Tyra Banks's next model search?

The dude on the far left is taking notes. Uh... maybe Kim is shedding some of his secrets to studliness?
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JacktheCat



Joined: 08 May 2004

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see he's also wearing those infamous +10 cm platform shoes of his.
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"...quarter pounder, small fry... "
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joe_doufu



Joined: 09 May 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's just looking at one of the US diplomats who's there visiting.
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victim of love



Joined: 12 Sep 2005
Location: might as well be on mars because that's how far away i feel from you.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's the classic ESL professor's pose. Often used when you can't think of anything to say to your students. Face and pretend to contemplate on and ponder the usual illegible gibberish you write on the board. Assume this position between 5 and 10 minutes for a silent breather, then dismiss the class early.
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

still jong looks pretty chill there, even his boys dont wear ties!
kicking back taking it easy in the DPRK .. boys all chillin!

and whats he doing in this picture?

he is remembering what his daddy told him!
SON when the Americans come you push this button! Laughing
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BigBlackEquus



Joined: 05 Jul 2005
Location: Lotte controls Asia with bad chocolate!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man, some of the South Korea uniforms look a lot like that. If there were an invasion, I'd have to shoot according to height!
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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After the success of Team America: World Police, Kim Jongil has managed to sign a record deal to be Snoop Dogg's newest apprentice. He's just taking a moment to reflect on his budding music career. Beeches an' hos ain't nuthin' but a thang.
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Moldy Rutabaga



Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's wondering how he can be absolute dictator in a closed society and yet have nothing to wear that's not plain blue or brown. Maybe he dresses up in lacy women's underwear in his private bathroom like Hoover did.

Ken:>
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know he's a dictator who fiddles while his people starve and all that, but I still reckon he'd be great fun on a night out.

Plus no-one has ever bettered the comment he made about his own appearance

"Don't you think I look like a midget's turd?"
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mishlert



Joined: 13 Mar 2003
Location: On the 3rd rock from the sun

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's thinking, "Hmmm. . . Should I super size or not?"
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's cold chillin in a b-boy stance. Booyah!
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
He's cold chillin in a b-boy stance. Booyah!


Word!
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ChimpumCallao



Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: your mom

PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
He's cold chillin in a b-boy stance. Booyah!


striaght up...cant hate on a player for just maxin' and relaxin'.
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baldrick



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: Location, Location

PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChimpumCallao wrote:
mindmetoo wrote:
He's cold chillin in a b-boy stance. Booyah!


striaght up...cant hate on a player for just maxin' and relaxin'.


Bless you!

Anyway, thats not the real Kim Jong Il, that was the opening cermony for the newest and most lifelike monument to the great leader so far in the nations capital, PyongYang. I hear it was was done by the same people who did Kylie Minouge for Madam Tussards.
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