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What do you dislike about being a male or female?
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The thing I dislike about being a male or a female is that I can't be a male and a female... why does God discriminate against hermaphrodites?
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

boobies!
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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DP. I like where this thread is heading. Um, so, this one time? At band camp? Nevermind...
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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperFly wrote:
boobies!


Pee-pees!!!
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seoulkitchen



Joined: 28 Dec 2004
Location: Hub of Asia, my ass!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:56 pm    Post subject: boobies, boobs, funbags, jugs, nice rack, bodacious ta-ta's, Reply with quote

periwinkle wrote:
SuperFly wrote:
boobies!


Pee-pees!!!


Hey hey hey! This thread is going ascrew!
It's about what we dislike. Now who in their right mind would dislike boobies???

The thing I dislike about being a guy is the severe lack of boobs on my chest. I mean, what's the point of man-nipples without the mammaries to back them up?

Anyone wanna give me 50,000 bucks, I'll get a boob job.
That one dude (the gambler who did it) sure seemed to enjoy having funbags. In fact, I think he kept them. (the bet was only for keeping them a year.)




(yes, I'm bored at work again.......)
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Besides shaving, the other thing about being a male that I dislike is that women always treat me as their sex toy. They never respect me for my education and other talents outside of the bedroom. It's really discouraging sometimes.
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EFLtrainer



Joined: 04 May 2005

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya-ta Boy wrote:
Besides shaving, the other thing about being a male that I dislike is that women always treat me as their sex toy. They never respect me for my education and other talents outside of the bedroom. It's really discouraging sometimes.


Laughing Laughing
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ChimpumCallao



Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: your mom

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChimpumCallao wrote:
numazawa wrote:
Freezer Burn wrote:
You don't watch the movies I watch :wink:


Well I was referring only to the receiving end. But thanks for the input(s). :P


what the hell are you guys talking about?? what the hell is DP?

please enlighten me...



ooooooooooooooooooooooooh.....ok.

well then, another plus for the girls.

but i think its actually DP for the guys, and TP for the girls...if you count the mouth.
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya-ta Boy wrote:
Shaving. Particularly my neck. It's a drag and a waste of time.


Ditto. Hate shaving. But then I don't want to bleed between my legs once a month and get chemically emotional. So I'll take shaving over that. And being paid more because of my sex. That's okay too.
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JacktheCat



Joined: 08 May 2004

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:

And being paid more because of my sex. That's okay too.



Not as an EFLer in Korea you don't.

If you're young, blonde, and female; you'll get paid more than the boys.


As to the OP, shaving is the one thing I hate about being male. But being able to write my name in the snow more than makes up for it.
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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JacktheCat wrote:
mindmetoo wrote:

And being paid more because of my sex. That's okay too.



Not as an EFLer in Korea you don't.

If you're young, blonde, and female; you'll get paid more than the boys.

As to the OP, shaving is the one thing I hate about being male. But being able to write my name in the snow more than makes up for it.


Not true, dude. Not in my case, and I'm now at my 4th visa-sponsored workplace. If you have a Master's, you'll get paid more than a BA or BS holder. Maybe you're more likely to get a job as a young, blond, female though. Then again, if you are a skanky, sloppy, young blond, I would imagine a clean-cut guy would have an advantage.
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tzechuk



Joined: 20 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't dislike anything about being a woman.. I like being a woman.
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skinhead



Joined: 11 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have never felt inc.lined to shave my legs or pits. Everything above the neck is fair game. Two days ago, I shaved my earlobes for the first time - a sign of ageing?
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riley



Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Two days ago, I shaved my earlobes


(stops for a moment)
Say what?! Shaved your earlobes?

Anyways, Baldness, that's what I hate about being a guy.
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Privateer



Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Location: Easy Street.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not being able to pick up strangers in a bar for a one nighter any time I feel like it, that's what I hate about being a man.
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