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never wanted to punch anyone so bad in my entire life
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ninjamonkey



Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Location: where the streets have no name

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:47 am    Post subject: never wanted to punch anyone so bad in my entire life Reply with quote

on sat i was out at the bar with a couple of friends and this one guy (waygook) was acting like THE BIGGEST A*SS in the world to everyone.. (obviously drunk off his ass) after i tried to make friendly conversation with him (cause appearantly my friend knew him) he just said 'i hate you'.. i kid you not.

i know you get in trouble in you fight with koreans... but just theoretically... if you knock out another waygook... will the cops do anything?

ya know... just theoretically
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diver



Joined: 16 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, they will do something (they may not do it on their own, but if the victim presses charges they will get involved). And it could cost you.
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ddeubel



Joined: 20 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

obviously you won't be knockin anyone out or starring on K1......youll be too busy conferring here about the legalities and nuances..........come on holiday with me sometime. I can brief you on the nuances of negotiating over a pool table and asking before....

my 3 won worth.

DD
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SPINOZA



Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If someone said that to me, OP, I'd call him a f_cking tw_t-faced c_nt-head quickly followed by a swift headbutt to the nose. Wreck his face and get in a cab home - who cares about the cops? Turn him into my interesting new dish "vile waygook soup".
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joe_doufu



Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, I think I met that guy in Taiwan a few years ago. I said "hi" in my friendly happy drunk voice to a dude who arrived at the bar next to me and he said "You're a *beep*" and glared at me. He must have just gotten dumped or something. It totally threw me off my good vibe.
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hack



Joined: 24 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SPINOZA wrote:
If someone said that to me, OP, I'd call him a f_cking tw_t-faced c_nt-head quickly followed by a swift headbutt to the nose. Wreck his face and get in a cab home - who cares about the cops? Turn him into my interesting new dish "vile waygook soup".



Well at least you wouldn't use insultmonger.com on him-that's a step up I guess
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stumptown



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Paju: Wife beating capital of Korea

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just out of curiosity was this a tall red haired p-rick from the US? Who was in Bupyeong?
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SPINOZA



Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hack wrote:
SPINOZA wrote:
If someone said that to me, OP, I'd call him a f_cking tw_t-faced c_nt-head quickly followed by a swift headbutt to the nose. Wreck his face and get in a cab home - who cares about the cops? Turn him into my interesting new dish "vile waygook soup".



Well at least you wouldn't use insultmonger.com on him-that's a step up I guess


What?
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ninjamonkey



Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Location: where the streets have no name

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ddeubel wrote:
obviously you won't be knockin anyone out or starring on K1......youll be too busy conferring here about the legalities and nuances..........come on holiday with me sometime. I can brief you on the nuances of negotiating over a pool table and asking before....

my 3 won worth.

DD


funny you should mention, but i will be in a k1 style kickboxing tourament in january....

i just didn't have enough beers to shut that little voice in my head that said 'don't become the next waygook in the korean newspaper's police blotter section'

just curious after the fact Smile
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djsmnc



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
hack wrote:
SPINOZA wrote:
If someone said that to me, OP, I'd call him a f_cking tw_t-faced c_nt-head quickly followed by a swift headbutt to the nose. Wreck his face and get in a cab home - who cares about the cops? Turn him into my interesting new dish "vile waygook soup".



Well at least you wouldn't use insultmonger.com on him-that's a step up I guess


What?


I think it translates to:

Your post was childish and only a step up from searching on the insultmonger website to find insults.

Perhaps you watched 8 Mile and Scarface too much?
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ninjamonkey



Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Location: where the streets have no name

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stumptown wrote:
Just out of curiosity was this a tall red haired p-rick from the US? Who was in Bupyeong?


nop, chubby guy with brown hair and a yellow shirt
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ninjamonkey



Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Location: where the streets have no name

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

djsmnc wrote:
Quote:
hack wrote:
SPINOZA wrote:
If someone said that to me, OP, I'd call him a f_cking tw_t-faced c_nt-head quickly followed by a swift headbutt to the nose. Wreck his face and get in a cab home - who cares about the cops? Turn him into my interesting new dish "vile waygook soup".



Well at least you wouldn't use insultmonger.com on him-that's a step up I guess


What?


I think it translates to:

Your post was childish and only a step up from searching on the insultmonger website to find insults.

Perhaps you watched 8 Mile and Scarface too much?


yep, real life has consequences. i've been in trouble with the law for fighting b4, sooo not exactly keen to repeat the experience
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Gideon



Joined: 24 Feb 2004
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't want to get into the details.. but
Over the summer i had some guy throw a kick at me.. well not directly but close enough.. And i told him "how about u and i go over there where no one else is around, and you'll see how fast i crack your skull against the pavement".. i was pissed at him.. he was just trying to show off in front of his girlfriend. He declined.. but for a small korean guy he had the words to back it up.. but only in front of other people.. i would have been swarmed.. but i would have loved to have given him a mouthful of knuckle. Smile

In the end i walked away, knowing damn well i could have inflicted some damage on him.. I told him "i'll make you feel good, and walk away.. so u can feel like the big man in front of your women"

What a joke!
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SPINOZA



Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

djsmnc wrote:
Quote:
hack wrote:
SPINOZA wrote:
If someone said that to me, OP, I'd call him a f_cking tw_t-faced c_nt-head quickly followed by a swift headbutt to the nose. Wreck his face and get in a cab home - who cares about the cops? Turn him into my interesting new dish "vile waygook soup".



Well at least you wouldn't use insultmonger.com on him-that's a step up I guess


What?


I think it translates to:

Your post was childish and only a step up from searching on the insultmonger website to find insults.

Perhaps you watched 8 Mile and Scarface too much?


djsmnc,

I could think up funny meanings to your ancronym pseudonym all day - don't tempt me! I've insulted more d1ckheads in my time than you've laid chicks...mind you, I would only need to have insulted one d1ckhead to achieve that!

How do you know I'm not a contributor to Insultmonger? Read the credits. They're there. PM me for further info.

I've better things to do with my time, frankly, than exchange unpleasantries with a subintelligent shallot. Do everyone who knows you a favour - consume nutmeg intravenously!
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I fully believe in the racial segregation of violence. If some Korean guy is picking on me, I'll hide behind my Korean friends. And in turn, if there's a foreigner giving my Korean friends some grief, I prefer to step in and sort things out.

I think that foreigners fighting foreigners will do little more than enforce the stereotype Koreans have about us. Maybe a night in jail, but probably there won't be anything more serious.
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