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never wanted to punch anyone so bad in my entire life
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

welcome to korea where the loser foreigners of the world migrate...

you'll come across tossers like that often in korea! and they are the ones that give us all a bad name!
but hey every race has the ones who represent their own kind in a bad light! I think we call them LOSERS dont we!!
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steroidmaximus



Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Location: GangWon-Do

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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never wanted to punch anyone so bad in my entire life


and here I thought you were talking about that guy with the ugly mug on the intro page. Solipsism deserves a slap every now and again.
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jacl



Joined: 31 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ninjamonkey wrote:
stumptown wrote:
Just out of curiosity was this a tall red haired p-rick from the US? Who was in Bupyeong?


nop, chubby guy with brown hair and a yellow shirt


I don't have a yellow shirt! I hate you.

Seriously though. How can you get upset at that? You did the right thing. Maybe you could've said, "Well, that just hurts." and walk away. Or "Yeah, shut up! Nice fucking yellow shirt, buddy." My favorite is "Whatever, *beep* head."
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Grotto



Joined: 21 Mar 2004

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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subintelligent shallot


Shocked And here I never even realised that 'shallots' were intelligent Exclamation

All these years I have beeen cooking with them(shallots) I have apparently been committing mass genocide of an intelligent species Crying or Very sad Embarassed

THEY'RE MADE FROM SHALLOTS!
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ninjamonkey



Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Location: where the streets have no name

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jacl wrote:
ninjamonkey wrote:
stumptown wrote:
Just out of curiosity was this a tall red haired p-rick from the US? Who was in Bupyeong?


nop, chubby guy with brown hair and a yellow shirt


I don't have a yellow shirt! I hate you.

Seriously though. How can you get upset at that? You did the right thing. Maybe you could've said, "Well, that just hurts." and walk away. Or "Yeah, shut up! Nice *beep* yellow shirt, buddy." My favorite is "Whatever, *beep* head."


oh there was alot more.. i'm to lazy to type whole thing out
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jacl



Joined: 31 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was the guy really hammered? Maybe it was his jekyll self. Happens.

Maybe he woke up the next day and thought, "What the hell happened?"
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djsmnc



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SPINOZA wrote:

djsmnc,

I could think up funny meanings to your ancronym pseudonym all day - don't tempt me! I've insulted more d1ckheads in my time than you've laid chicks...mind you, I would only need to have insulted one d1ckhead to achieve that!

How do you know I'm not a contributor to Insultmonger? Read the credits. They're there. PM me for further info.

I've better things to do with my time, frankly, than exchange unpleasantries with a subintelligent shallot. Do everyone who knows you a favour - consume nutmeg intravenously!



Well, while you beat off to your thesaurus and make ajosshis proud of you eating dog, I'm going to continue what I did since I was 12:
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laid chicks


which, by the way, with your pimply faced, 15 year old wearing a red baseball cap (backwards) and oversized Detroit Pistons shirt persona, you probably only learned about by viewing 'naughty' websites while your mother was in the other room. Maybe she taught you how after she caught you?

If I'm a shallot, you are the root cause of discomfort in the gluteus maximus area, something untreatable by Preparation H. Somthing which a dog spends all his time trying to nibble at, but can't seem to get rid of without being taken to the vet.

I must say, your posts infuriate me, and you lost all credibility in your arguments when you quoted 50 cent awhile back. I'm not going to pull up the thread to remind you, because that would mean I have to sift through your garbage, but seeing as how your job back home would be throwing mine and everyone else's into the back of a truck, I won't bother.

I'm not going to go on like this anymore, because I'm sure you'll be waiting eagerly for a new Eminem album to come out and inspire you to try to freestyle at the "ESL Cafe cypher" again, homey. You get my point, and a lot of others dump on you too, so I'll take you off the crucifix now.
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hack



Joined: 24 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

djsmnc wrote:


I must say, your posts infuriate me, and you lost all credibility in your arguments when you quoted 50 cent awhile back. I'm not going to pull up the thread to remind you, because that would mean I have to sift through your garbage, but seeing as how your job back home would be throwing mine and everyone else's into the back of a truck, I won't bother.

I'm not going to go on like this anymore, because I'm sure you'll be waiting eagerly for a new Eminem album to come out and inspire you to try to freestyle at the "ESL Cafe cypher" again, homey. You get my point, and a lot of others dump on you too, so I'll take you off the crucifix now.



Aww. you're no fun. Many of us actually enjoy watching the wriggling just before the mods step in.
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steroidmaximus



Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Location: GangWon-Do

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yawn
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SPINOZA



Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Djsnbcgtypmnbg,

I think your brain must be down for maintanance. That's the only reason I can come up with for your typing such a dreadful load of dreary dross. Either that or you've taken an unconsciousness-inducing dose of the booze in your avatar and find making sense about as difficult to get through as a narrow corridor would be to a gang of drunk elephants.

I recommend my new book: Saying Something Remotely Interesting for Beginners.

Eminem and 50 Cent rule, man. If you're frankly too stupid to realize this objective, scientific fact then it's not my job to educate you. I thought people as stupid as you were on life support?
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roybetis1



Joined: 13 Jun 2005
Location: Not near a beach like my recruiter promised.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's a "shallot"?
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

roybetis1 wrote:
What's a "shallot"?


some kind of shellfish, i think.
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ejmlab



Joined: 17 Feb 2005
Location: Pohang

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ninjamonkey,

I think you did the right thing and walked away. The fact is, and you probably realize this too, that it's not only the trouble with the law that you have to deal with after the fight. You also have to deal with the regret afterwards. Even if the guy deserved to get his ass kicked he shouldn't be able to influence your actions. So I think you walking away from the situation put the onus back on him. Afterall, he's the one everyone is going to remember as the a.s.s.h.o.l.e...whereas you were just trying to be a nice guy. Nothing to regret there.

Cheers
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steroidmaximus



Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Location: GangWon-Do

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
roybetis1 wrote:
What's a "shallot"?


This



or this, for the more literary minded:



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Wangja



Joined: 17 May 2004
Location: Seoul, Yongsan

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

roybetis1 wrote:
What's a "shallot"?


1. raw material for pickled onions, or

2. the last word in the closing clause in the sentence "No more, that's shallot"
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