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[Anda]

I found this and had a good laugh so I thought that I'd post it!!!!!!!!!!

Love And Marriage
From Lorie Kramer
2-6-3

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. --Socrates

If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. --Chekhov

Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. --Oscar Wilde

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.

Nuns: Women who marry god. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. --Groucho Marx

Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. --Dick Martin

If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they'll leave skid marks. --Rita Rudner

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. --Lenny Bruce


My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day.

One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly. Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust. --Ruth Smythers, Marriage advice for women, 1894

There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics and war hold him in check. And the wife who wants him home by five, of course. --Encyclopaedia Apocryphia

Happy Vasectomy, Eric. Your loving wife and children: Chris, Aida, George, Carol, Yolanda, Joan, Shirley, Susan, Anita, Aileen, Jackie, Shelia, Bruce, Dean, Frank and Maxine. --Rolling Stone Classified Ad

[william beckerson]

"You got to get married... you don't want to be the old guy at the club... You know the guy... he aint really old, he's just too old to be at the club."
-Chris Rock

[Anda]

I go hiking not clubing. Dear leader is a a risk I think but a wife is a far greater risk these days. My last girlfriend laid into me kicks and all in public because I got fed up with her moods and left her. Marry one um!!

[gmat]

[Anda]

Kids want to be treated like adults so you treat them like adults and then they forget they're kids and behave like they think adults behave, that is untill they become adults and then they behave like kids!!!!!!!!!!

[Derrek]

Are you making fun of Korean adults again????


hahahha

[matko]

"marriage was invented by an ugly man"

[Anda]

Um I thought it was by a lazy man that wanted a working wife so that he could stay home and watch the telly!!!

[SWF]

What makes men eventually marry?

[Anda]

Um ill health! A wife is cheaper than a nurse and on hand longer! Oh, and if you loose everything on the stock market and can't afford to date, then a wife can be considered as there is nothing she can get off you from divorcing you.

[AMERICAN HERO]

I am a smiling jack 'cause my girl just invited me over.

Huh?

[The Great Wall of Whiner]

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[william beckerson]

[The Man known as The Man]