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Wow! I Have Crabs!!!

 
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Cohiba



Joined: 01 Feb 2005

PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:08 pm    Post subject: Wow! I Have Crabs!!! Reply with quote

I have no idea how it happened. I was coming out of
the restroom at E-Mart. And bear in mind that I have
good personal grooming habits. I shower like a monkey
in heat at least once, if not twice a day. So anyway, I
make my way out of the restroom and go to the fish
section. I saw two large Alaska king crabs right there.
Being payday, I ponied up for them and now I have crabs.
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

leaving the amusing pubic lice puns aside- what the heck are you gonna do with two Alaskan King Crabs?!
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nev



Joined: 04 Jan 2004
Location: ch7t

PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Start a club with friends and make them fight.
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Homer
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
I shower like a monkey
in heat at least once


Question Question Question ... Laughing Laughing
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antoniothegreat



Joined: 28 Aug 2005
Location: Yangpyeong

PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

maybe you can invite a friend over to dine on your crabs...
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brento1138



Joined: 17 Nov 2004

PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nev wrote:
Start a club with friends and make them fight.


I second that. Forget cock-fighting, crab fights are the way of the future.
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

crab fighting is the coolest thing I've heard of for quite some time.
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