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EFLtrainer
Joined: 04 May 2005
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| Mr. Literal wrote: |
Yes, you CAN disagree with my position and STILL be supportive of the troops at the same time.
--U.S. President Shrub
I'm going to kick your a$$.
--Ghandi
In lieu of terminating 300,000 employees due to a slump in businesss, I have elected to take a pay cut.
--ANY U.S. Corporation C.E.O. |
Um... Iacocca. See Chrysler. (I agree in principle, though.) |
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tomato
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.
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I empathize with you.
--billybrobby |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Wish I could find a few words for a song---- Bob Dylan
I guess I'm a one trick pony ---- Madonna
Actually Art was the real talent ---- Paul Simon
Sober living helped ---- Richard Pryor |
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EFLtrainer
Joined: 04 May 2005
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| Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:18 am Post subject: |
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I think a healthy debate is great.
Stalin
Yeah, but then where would I spend the winters?
Abe Lincoln
Martha, Ol' Benedict wasn't such a bad guy... He never squealed on me, thank goodness!! How ironic... Dammit, woman! Will you never get over that damned cherry tree?!
G. Washington
But I'm agoraphobic!!! Don't make me leave!!!!
Nelson Mandela
Freakin' monkeys...!!!
Chas. Darwin
I don't believe in marriage.
Eliz. Taylor
My general's salary is plenty, thanks.
Chun Do Hwan
Banz...!! Ah, screw it. Which way to Bora Bora?
Kamikaze pilot
I'm not that sort of fellow!
B. Clinton
Oh, yeah!! This way, that way and three times up...
H. Clinton
Excuse me, teacher? I was wondering if I could get some extra homework? You see I have this MASSIVE test coming up and, even though my parents would kill me if I did not Ace the bugger, I'd *really* be disappointed in myself if I didn't get a 105% on it because, gosh, English is *such* a fascinating language!!!
Any EFL student. Ever. And for always. Amen. |
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Gwangjuboy
Joined: 08 Jul 2003
Location: England
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| Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Jewish people are okay once you get to know them (Hitler) |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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" I love quiche."
Mr. T |
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tomato
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.
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Marriage is forever.
--Tommy Manville
Brevity is the soul of wit.
--W. C. Fields
Red and yellow, black and white,
They are precious in his sight.
--Lester Maddox
You play Bach your way and I'll play it his way.
--Leopold Stokowski |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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"Since I'm making a hefty profit, I thought I would give you guys a great bonus."
hogwan boss
"Man, when I listen to Clinton or Kennedy, they sound like dumbies."
George W. Bush
"My life has been an incredible series of joys, each day better than the next."
jajdude |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| "I'm gonna go to bed early tonight. No more all-nighters for me." jajdude |
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flakfizer
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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"Go to hell, ya freak!" Mother Teresa
"Hi neighbor. Can I borrow a cup of sugar?" Hillary Clinton
"Nuclear" George Bush
"I'd like to thank the Academy..." Corey Feldman
" " Cubanlord, Flotsam |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| flakfizer wrote: |
" " Cubanlord, Flotsam |
"I realize that flotsam is a brilliant chap with a great sense of humor who definitely likes a little give and take on the board(not to mention being rather foxy), but I also realize that if I keep associating him with Cubanlord all the time he's going to creep into my bedroom while I'm sleeping and smother me with my lacey, embroidered Lee, Jun-Ki pillow one day real soon."
--flakfizer, R.I.P. |
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DHX
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
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"I'm not coming back"
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"However, if we restrict the particle to a region of space, the momentum observable will become discrete; it will only take on the values  , where L is the length of the box, h is Planck's constant, and n is an arbitrary nonnegative integer number."
- George W. Bush
"No thanks, I'm stuffed!"
- Michael Moore
The British People have spoken, and I must respect their wishes!"
- Tony Blair |
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Sleepy in Seoul
Joined: 15 May 2004
Location: Going in ever decreasing circles until I eventually disappear up my own fundament - in NZ
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"I have nothing to declare except my genuis." - George W. Bush
"I think I'll stop at one drink tonight." - Oliver Reed
"Muslims are misunderstood people and should be treated with compassion and respect, no matter where they decide to live and practice their religion" - bigverne |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| "I'm gonna go to bed early tonight. No more all-nighters for me." jajdude |
Beuatiful!
"It's got 3 sides, so therefore I can prove it is a square." (Euclid)
"Start smoking kids. I've heard good things." (Surgeon General)
"Friggin' lesbians! i hate those bitc-hes" (Rosie O' Donnel)
"Nah, I'm no interest in money, just want nice guy for good loving." (Vietnamese prostitute)
"Maybe trying to climb this was a bad idea. And how come the other guy got so little credit?" (Sir Edmund Hilary)
"Bicycles? What a useless invention" (Lance Armstrong)
" I can deal with the E, but what the hell does MC squared mean" (Einstein)
" I guess it is all my fault were in such trouble here." (Kim Jong Il)
"History has shown, correctly, I was the greatest leader ever." (Chairman Mao) |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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There's no I in team - T. Owens
Kids, always wear your helmets when riding motorbikes - B. Roethlisberger (or whatever)
Beauty is only skin deep - Pegpig
Christmas cards. Hmm... let's see...Georgie and Koizumi ( I really am sorry about that last test. Things just kinda....um...got out of hand.) - Kim Jong Il
The Canadian justice system rocks! - David Milgaard
Let's load those lifeboats full. Women and children first. - Captain, Titanic
Mommy, I bought these wonderful wire hangers. - C. Crawford
Teacher. I'm travelling abroad next year and need some extra help on my English, so I thot I'd get a head start. - some random ESL student
Isnt' that just the cutest mushroom you've ever seen. - '45 Hiroshimites
What's up, dic? - Bugs Bunny
Okay guys. Time to pack it in. Enough's enough already. - M. Jagger |
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