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rapier



Joined: 16 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:10 pm    Post subject: Anyone spot the lies on davesesl? Reply with quote

Humans are prone to lies and exxageration to enhance their social status, and a messageboard is no exception. But it gets a bit ridiculous to keep seeing stuff like this:


1)" I clear 7million a month here easily"

2) I make 100 million a year back home but I just like esl"


COME ON PEOPLE!! GIVE US A BREAK!!


Anybody spot anymore???
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Grotto



Joined: 21 Mar 2004

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I saved 200 jobs this year and generated nearly $50M in direct sales for Korean technology companies in addition to building new businesses and appearing in several technology and men's magazines. I also served as a focal point for Japanese rage and sorrow against a Korean "screw-Japan" display of hate which brought the hammer down on how Korean schoosl are run.
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Anyone spot the lies on davesesl? Reply with quote

rapier wrote:
Humans are prone to lies and exxageration to enhance their social status, and a messageboard is no exception. But it gets a bit ridiculous to keep seeing stuff like this:


1)" I clear 7million a month here easily"

2) I make 100 million a year back home but I just like esl"


COME ON PEOPLE!! GIVE US A BREAK!!


Anybody spot anymore???


Does this make you feel small?
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Anyone spot the lies on davesesl? Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
rapier wrote:
Humans are prone to lies and exxageration to enhance their social status, and a messageboard is no exception. But it gets a bit ridiculous to keep seeing stuff like this:


1)" I clear 7million a month here easily"

2) I make 100 million a year back home but I just like esl"


COME ON PEOPLE!! GIVE US A BREAK!!


Anybody spot anymore???


Does this make you feel small?


No but it does make my intelligence feel a wee bit insulted.
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rapier



Joined: 16 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grotto wrote:
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I saved 200 jobs this year and generated nearly $50M in direct sales for Korean technology companies in addition to building new businesses and appearing in several technology and men's magazines. I also served as a focal point for Japanese rage and sorrow against a Korean "screw-Japan" display of hate which brought the hammer down on how Korean schoosl are run.


ah...hahahahaha


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baldrick



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: Location, Location

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rapier wrote:

Quote:
Humans are prone to lies and exxageration to enhance their social status, and a messageboard is no exception. But it gets a bit ridiculous to keep seeing stuff like this:


Before that, rapier wrote:

Quote:
A VN (edit: Vietnamese) girlfriend? Presumably from the moment you got off the plane. The only country where paying her cousins school fees counts as an act of foreplay.
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Pangit



Joined: 02 Sep 2004
Location: Puet mo.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Anyone spot the lies on davesesl? Reply with quote

Quickjab:

rapier wrote:
Anything.


Wink
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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a doctor I'm a lawyer
I'm a movie star I'm an astronaut
And I own this bar
And I would lie to you for your love


Full lyrics & credits:

I'd Lie To You For Your Love

(Frankie Miller/D & H Bellamy/Jeff Barry)

I watched you walk into the room
I wanna say this just right
If you ain't waiting for somebody special
Would you be with me tonight
I'm a doctor I'm a lawyer
I'm a movie star I'm an astronaut
And I own this bar

And I would lie to you for your love
Yes I'd lie to you for your love
I'd lie to you for your love
And that's the truth

I could tell you what you wanna hear
And some secrets about myself
I could tell you you're the only one
And there could never be nobody else
I'm a doctor I'm a lawyer
I'm a movie star I'm an astronaut
And I own this bar

And I would lie to you for your love
Yes I'd lie to you for your love
I'd lie to you for your love
And that's the truth

I'm a doctor I'm a lawyer
I'm a movie star I'm an astronaut
And I own this bar

And I would lie to you for your love
Yes I'd lie to you for your love
I'd lie to you for your love
And that's the truth

And I would lie to you for your love
Yes I'd lie to you for your love
I'd lie to you for your love
And that's the truth
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Interesting (and honest) tune, merlot.
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EFLtrainer



Joined: 04 May 2005

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pangit: Life sax? Is that, like, utterly necessary, badass sax playing??

Wink
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Pangit



Joined: 02 Sep 2004
Location: Puet mo.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

EFLtrainer wrote:
pangit: Life sax? Is that, like, utterly necessary, badass sax playing??

Wink


You'll have to ask ����.
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desultude



Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: Dangling my toes in the Persian Gulf

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always figured, when I read about six figure incomes on this board, that either someone is lying, or they need to get the life their money can buy.
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Wangja



Joined: 17 May 2004
Location: Seoul, Yongsan

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

desultude wrote:
I always figured, when I read about six figure incomes on this board, that either someone is lying, or they need to get the life their money can buy.


Don't be jealous of the six-figure salary: very often the price is higher than most on this board would consider paying.
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shortskirt_longjacket



Joined: 06 Jun 2004
Location: fitz and ernie are my raison d'etre

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Pligganease



Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wangja wrote:
Don't be jealous of the six-figure salary: very often the price is higher than most on this board would consider paying.


Indeed.
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