Korean Job Discussion Forums

[bellum99]

Plastic wrap and a stapler.

--sorry...I couldn't help it.

[Chow]

I'm so glad somebody finally brought this up! I had nothing but bad luck sizewise with the Korean brands. I stock up at the Itaewon black market shop whenever I'm in Seoul (the girlfriend reminds me )

I always felt like an ass when I brought this up to my friends, some of whom are idiots and don't use condoms, others who brought suitcases full of them for private use, and others, sadly, who don't seem to need them as often as they would like. Now they will know that I'm neither crazy nor trying to thinly veil an I'm-big-in-the-pants comment when I bring it up!

Thank you Dave's!

[mithridates]

This is all I've been able to come up with since I started the page ten days ago. Never bought a condom here or anywhere else but I'm usually quite good at finding things; the problem is that just about all sites require proof of being over 19 years of age ( ) and as we all know that requires a number...
The only thing I've been able to find besides Korean language sites is one place that ships directly from the US. If anyone has better information please edit the page.
I have yet to meet a girl here or in Japan that knows that you can still get pregnant from genital contact before ejaculating. As if the thing was a watertight safe that only allows anything to spring forth upon climaxing and never any other time. That deserves a They need a Sunday Night Sex Show over here.

[JZer]

[paperbag princess]

[squirming]

While you're talking about sex-related paraphernalia, I was wondering if anyone knows anything about sex toys and pornoraphy in Korea. Are there sex shops here? Forgive me, I'm new.

[mithridates]

[Shooter McGavin]

[Hater Depot]

If it's sex toys you're interested in, you might try the vending machine in the lobby of the hotel where 200 of my students stayed at on a school trip.

[billybrobby]

[The evil penguin]

[Hollywoodaction]

If you want to get non-Korean brands, just order online from one of the dozens of condom stores online. If you don't mind Korean brands, have a look at www.gsestore.co.kr (it's an only shopping mall). You can open an account online using your alien registration card. Other similar site don't allow this yet.

[Bee Positive]

OK, so I'm on my second bottle of soju now, and so can post another response to this thread without any silly, sober inhibitions obstructing me.

Getting to my point:

Who wants condoms? Who in his right mind would want anything to do with them?

I repeat, why?

There are better methods of birth control. (The pill.)

AIDS is clearly overhyped: Half the world would be dead by now if it were anything like what the scaremongers tell us it is. I mean seriously, just look at the Bangkok and Pattaya P4P scenes. Thousands upon millions upon zillions of copulations--and who's dying?

Bernard Trink in his Nite Owl columns (many of which you can find online: http://www.geocities.com/doxyblue/alltrink.html ) had some astute observations to make on this topic. THE acknowledged expert on the Bangkok nightlife scene, he saw the millions and zillions of promisucous paid-for couplings going down, noted that precious few were dying of AIDS, and openly questioned the orthodox "sex will kill you" dogma in his columns. The man was onto something.

Latex condoms, meanwhile

1) block heat transference

2) act as an anti-lubricant

3) add an element of inhibition and restraint and caution to that one precious moment in our lives when we should really be cutting loose and just plain enjoying what nature intended, in a damn-the-consequences, party-on fashion.

Further, those of us men who have been genitally mutilated against our will (a common enough practice in Judeo-Christian, Arab-slaying, pain-and-death-obsessed America, where I come from--whoops!--slipping into politics there--sorry, Dave), have been deprived of 40% of our penile nerve endings from the day we were born. We've been deprived of the natural gliding and lubricating functions provided by a working foreskin. Now we're told to wrap up our badly mutilated members in a plastic sheath, on the basis of . . . a fraudulent AIDS story, which even the top retrovirus scientists (Peter Duesberg of UC Berkeley, notably -- http://www.duesberg.com/ ) openly question.

I have absolutely no problem in admitting that I've had what should have been some of my life's greatest moments STOLEN from me by forced condom use. On goes the condom, and sensation is dead. I'm masturbating--sorry, Dave, let's spell it out: effectively ma-stur-ba-ting-- inside a plastic wrapper inserted inside a female partner. My own hand, frankly, would yield more pleasure. It shouldn't be like this. It's seriously perverted and deranged that we even think about spoiling sex in this way.

Let's unwrap, unwind, and enjoy!

I know that I'll catch hell for this, but it's got to be said:

DEATH TO CONDOMS!

Let the little monster roam free!



BEE POSITIVE

[bellum99]

Its not just Aids..there are a few other things to be careful of. If it burns when you pee..there might be a problem. Also..there are a few other nasty things that don't kill but make life unpleasant.
Put the bag on and learn to like it. You are wearing it for the girl, too. It isn't just about your pleasure...

You possibly have something right now....wouldn't you feel guilty giving it to someone you may love? Better get a check-up and put the plastic on.

[Son Deureo!]