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[joe_doufu]

A University professor at a well known institution of higher learning
challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything
that exists?"

"Yes sir, he certainly did," a student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything; then God created
squat toilets. And, since squat toilets exist, and according to the
principle [note correct spelling of "principle" fiveeagles] that our works
define who we are, then we can assume God is awkward and misses
the target sometimes."

The student became quiet and did not respond to the professor's
hypothetical definition. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted
to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was
a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, "May I ask you a question,
professor?"

"Of course", replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor, do sickness and human
mortality exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course they exist."

The other students snickered at the young man's question.The young
man replied, "In fact sir, sickness and death do not exist. According to the
laws of physics, what we consider the human condition is in reality the
absence of kimchi. We have created these concepts to describe how we
feel if we have no kimchi."

Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, do squat toilets exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course, as I have already
said. We see them everyday. They are daily examples of man's
inhumanity to man. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Squat toilets do not exist, sir. Squat toilets
are simply the absence of God. God did not create squat toilets. Squat
toilets are what happen when disbelieving architects do not pray to
the porcelain God. It's like the sickness that comes when there is no
kimchied radish, or the death that comes when there is no kimchi at all."

The professor sat down.*

The young man's name -- Albert Ah-een-uh-shuh-ta-een

* EDIT: The professor got a call from his co-teacher saying she had heard from their supervisor that the director had heard from the parents that the students had said he sat down in the classroom. He was promptly fired in the 11th month of his contract.

[rapier]

And then he added "But I am no different to a squat toilet, Sir".
The Professor squatted down.

-the amazing young mans name ? neptune.

A true story.

[Hollywoodaction]

And then the lone Korean kid stands up and says, "If god created everything, and Koreans created kimchi, Koreans then must be gods as it impossible to create everything and nothing at the same time."

The young man's name,

Woo Suk



But, the student eventually came to admit his mistake as he later became a researcher at SNU and found is possible to create everything and nothing at the same time.

[peemil]

I don't get it.

What happened to the toilets?

[UncleAlex]

If the Almighty had a direct influence on the creation of squat toilets that
would explain why He gave each of us a vestibula. Yet I still have a hard
time trying to maintain my balance while using those obnoxious things.
The squat toilet certainly is an instrument of pain and suffering, so I must
ask myself whether God did in fact create it to punish me for my sins.

[The evil penguin]

Actually I find the whole post to be quite offensive and blasphemis. You are all making a mockery of kimchi and deserve to go to hell. Or be forced to teach kindy for the rest of your existances....

[weatherman]

You can get your business done a lot fast with squat toilets.