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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:44 pm    Post subject: Korean/English pun jokes Reply with quote

There aren't a lot, mind you. And your kids might not even get them. But give it a try.

Here's a classic one:

Q What did the Korean mother turkey say to the baby turkey?

A Gobble ji ma (a pun on ������� which means stop playing around)

Another:

Q What did the murder say to the baker while he was shooting him?

A Bang bang you're dead.

One I made up while jogging:

Q What does a Texan say after he's tried Korean banchan?

A Oh deng, that's gooooood!
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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello, Mindmetoo!

Here are some jokes I made up during the Spectrum English scandal.
I posted them on this board, but they got erased:

http://mithridates.netfreehost.com/viewtopic.php?t=34&highlight=&mforum=mithridates
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Col.Brandon



Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: What did Arnold Swartzenegger say when he left the Korean restaurant?

A: Galbi back!
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Col.Brandon wrote:
Q: What did Arnold Swartzenegger say when he left the Korean restaurant?

A: Galbi back!


That's good! I think the kids might understand because they seem to all know the Terminator movies.
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swupak



Joined: 18 Nov 2005

PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:39 pm    Post subject: Maybe you've heard these? Reply with quote

What do you get when you put a jacket in a blender?
--Jamba juice (yes, really contrived)

What do you have when you're doing number 2 and you run out of toilet paper?
--A ���� problem.

What do you call a really big bean?
--King kong.
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Col.Brandon wrote:
Q: What did Arnold Swartzenegger say when he left the Korean restaurant?

A: Galbi back!


Fork. I told all these to my girlfriend. The only one that really made her laugh was yours. Now I feel like I got the smallest John Thomas around Smile
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pegpig



Joined: 10 May 2005

PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:32 am    Post subject: Re: Maybe you've heard these? Reply with quote

swupak wrote:
What do you have when you're doing number 2 and you run out of toilet paper?
--A ���� problem.


Maybe it's the child in me, but I like that one. And, I can identify with it.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right on!
Here's one the kids told me. I tell it with a lot of drama and suspense.

"So, this little rabbit was riding a skateboard down the street, and a tiger jumped out! He said "GIVE ME YOUR SKATEBOARD!" The rabbit is very scared, so he says "Ÿ �̰�!" (sp?)
(It sounds like "Tiger" when you say it, but it means "Here, ride this!")

This one I made up. My students think it's the funniest thing they've ever heard.

"Which number is the King of All the Numbers?"
"King ��!"

This jokes are better told to large groups, because only 1/3 of the kids get them the first time. Then they start explaining the jokes to each other, so the laughter builds every time a new student suddenly understands it.

I also like to tell the joke about the old woman who goes to the fridge and can't find anything to eat, so she says "O.I.C.U.R.M.T!"
Or the boy who sees a nice-looking girl, and says "U.R.A.Q.T.!" or even "U.R.A.B.U.T.!"
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