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[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

It's all a blatant and bodacious lie. With vociferous versimilitude, I will vaporiize the humungeous hubris of you human heathens. You live a life of lies, a lying leprous lethargic broth chock full of lentils and...lies.

You people. You conveniently claim to comply with no coercion. I bet you're from Saskatchewan, or maybe New Dehli. That's what the myriad majority of these manifold malcontents manifest. Mannix. You think you know, but you don't. Telling untrue thruths and verifiable falsehoods. You can claim to capitulate the creation of cohesiveness, but clearly you are covert cannibals consuming canabis under a cloak of casuality.

Formaldehyde.

Life is bigger and bolder than this balderdash board. You here are spinning a spinster's spin-thing into spineless, spurious space. I like watermelon on a hot summer day. Plenty of glucose. 70% of the human body is water. 70% of the world is water. But in this grave and grievous graveyard of growing grossness, grown men gather and grotestquely gripe greatly. Tungsten.

Newbie, you don't know the half. You think you have a lot of worth? To them you're worthless like a worm wearing a walkie-talkie. This is the gospel to the worrisome will-o-the-wisps welcoming war and weaponry through words. These bored and bellicose boardmasters are belying the belief that they behold a beneficent bond between barriers bordering on a bastion of ballyhooed barnacles.

Egg yolk.

Where is your pride, your pugnacious, persistent power? Let freedom ring. No longer strap yourself to the silliness and slavery of serfdom. Emancipate yourself, newbie.

Be a spoon, instead of the spooning, Satan-worshipping spoon haters.

Live like a lion lying in the lap of life, licking the last lazy lactose left to lap.

Tiberious aka Sparkles.

[indytrucks]

That's ka-blammo.

[BigBuds]

T W A T!!!

[SPINOZA]

Sparkles,

Absolutely brilliant.

[Dan The Chainsawman]

[Bulsajo]

I guess it's all in the delivery, because- unlike Alpha-Epsilon's- this one practically sparkles.

[The evil penguin]

I'm pretty sure i saw that written on the cover of one of my students writing books.... accompanied of course by a cartoon big-eyed rabbit...

[EFLtrainer]

"spinning a spinster's spin-thing into spineless, spurious space."

C'mon, sparkles!!! Satire must soar!!!

[sillywilly]

ROFLMAO

[mole]

Impressive!
The use of extensive alliteration in satire. Timely, witty, and biting.
Gotta love it.

Years ago, we were discussing the Korean's habit of eating while drinking, then puking in the streets.
Someone argued that Westerners also have snacks while drinking.

My comeback was that I don't see a proliferation of pretzel, peanut and pizza puke puddles in public where I'm from.
I was pretty proud of that one, but you get the prize.

[Bulsajo]

[mole]

We may need to organize an insomnia support group.

We definitely do. Unless you guys are really waking up and posting before
noon after a night's sleep. Are you sick? Do you have ungodly job schedules?
Or are you like normal people back home? In which case, why did you come here??

I never sleep. So it's not applicable to me. I'm just curious about sleepers.

[sheba]

Ive been waiting for someone to bite 'em in the backside and you finally did.

Bravo your life!

[eamo]

Very good Sparkles. Much better than that high-school scribbler you imitate.

[krats1976]

Tiberious aka Sparkles,

I bow to your brilliance which has blasted the babeldom that is this board into a billion bitsy ... er... pieces.