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hack · Joined: 24 Jan 2003

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

dogbert · Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: Killbox 90210

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand racism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a koreans made up of whites with help from english teachers.
The conspiracy first started during IMF Crisis in Seoul. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Korean War.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by hacking and spitting.

They want to cutting off pinkies Sun Myung Moon and imprison resisters in Pyongyang using Hyundais.

In order to prepare for this, we all must kill. Since the media is controlled by Korea Teachers Union we should get our information from Chosun Ilbo.

mithridates · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:01 pm Post subject:

In order to understand space travel you need to realize that everything is controlled by a NASA made up of Koreans with help from Japanese.

The conspiracy first started during Japanese occupation of Korea in Daegu. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Coronation of Queen Elizabeth.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by stutter.

They want to beating sufis and imprison resisters in Gongju using wagons.

In order to prepare for this, we all must coup d'etat. Since the media is controlled by Moonbats we should get our information from Stockwell Day.

numazawa · Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: The Concrete Barnyard

So you're saying there's actually a movement afoot to replace real, live conspiracy theorists with machines? Sounds like a conspiracy to me.

Leslie Cheswyck · Joined: 31 May 2003 Location: University of Western Chile

Troll_Bait · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:02 am Post subject:

JongnoGuru · Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand air pollution you need to realize that everything is controlled by a taekbae drivers made up of albinos with help from Japanese tourists.
The conspiracy first started during discovery of the New World in Barcelona. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the sacking of Carthage.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nose-picking.

They want to stab the Bobster and imprison resisters in Pyongyang using ox carts.

In order to prepare for this, we all must decriminalise. Since the media is controlled by the Uri Party we should get our information from the Guru.

The Bobster · Joined: 15 Jan 2003

Bulsajo · Joined: 16 Jan 2003

kidcharlemagne · Joined: 29 Mar 2004

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand the new world order you need to realize that everything is controlled by a cricket team made up of inuit with help from lesbians.
The conspiracy first started during the reformation in the bathroom of 3 Alley Pub. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the whisky rebellion of 1724.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by ass picking.

They want to pimp slap tibetan monks and imprison resisters in nova scotia using hovercrafts.

In order to prepare for this, we all must sleep with your neighbor's wife. Since the media is controlled by quincy jones we should get our information from luis farakan.

Xerxes · Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:19 am Post subject:

Wow, a post by IGTG has inspired a thread. What is this original post by IGTG that is now legend. Tried to find it but couldn't sort out through all the posts he made. (Man, I've been posting like a fiend lately too; trying to stall doing real work with the time I have at home).

Bulsajo · Joined: 16 Jan 2003

keithinkorea · Joined: 17 Mar 2004

What They Don't Want You to Know!

In order to understand Korean immigration rules you need to realize that everything is controlled by a hogwan owners association made up of vegan lesbians with help from transexual operation failure victims.

The conspiracy first started during the Norman conquest in Pyramids. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Kennedy's assasination.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by speaking Konglish.

They want to ddong chim Tony Blair and imprison resisters in Staines using unicycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must crack open a cold beer. Since the media is controlled by homosexual peaceniks we should get our information from The Daily Express Newspaper.

igotthisguitar · Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:28 am Post subject:

Yes, i'd agree: "THEY" largely don't want the "unwashed masses" to know ( or think too much for themselves either ).

Bread & Circuses baby Cool

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_and_circuses

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AbbeFaria · Joined: 17 May 2005 Location: Gangnam

I think this is funnier then the Chuck Norris thread, which I didn't think was possible.

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand whipped cream you need to realize that everything is controlled by a transexual nazi eskimos made up of fingerless blind mexicans with help from Polar Bear Club.
The conspiracy first started during the crucifixtion of Christ in Hell, Michigan. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the alien landing at Roswell.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by reading fiveeagle's posts.

They want to chinese water torture Militant Vegans and imprison resisters in Des Moines, Iowa using pogo sticks.

In order to prepare for this, we all must lick our feet. Since the media is controlled by PETA we should get our information from Bill O'rielly.

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