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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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 Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:36 am Post subject: The Best Love Advice You've Heard |
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This website, www.okcupid.com has some very sound advice on relationships. Check it out, and share what you've gleaned in your travels.
http://www.okcupid.com/static?p=advice
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HOW TO TELL IF HE LIKES YOU
He might start talking loudly in your presence or start treating you like one of the guys. (Yes, this is a weird way to show he likes you, but it's one of the strongest signals!)
His friends are paying a lot of attention to you when he isn't around.
He tries to get your attention.
He looks into your eyes, and you're attractive.
You look into his eyes, and his pupils get bigger if he likes you. He couldn't control it.
His phone rings and it's a wrong number. Then he remembers things you said before and brings them up again as conversation (asking questions about something you mentioned in the past.)
When you smile at him, he smiles back, and then blinks.
You call him at work and say: "Hello handsome! Are you free tonight?" He uses his phone voice.
His toes are turned toward you when you talk to him. If they are, then you could be the one for him forever. Everyone naturally tends to point their feet at people who interest them.
His hips and upper body in the same direction as his feet—shows he's quite interested in you.
Somewhere in realm a unicorn has given birth to a great crystal.
SHY GUYS—these are tough to crack sometimes...
He'll look at you, until you turn around, then boom, he's pissed himself.
He may do something physical—like grab you in a play way, poke you, play with your hair and quietly piss...(Remember when you were really young and the guy you liked punched you or tackled you?)
He talks to everybody else—but when you're around he turns silent, or chokes up and pisses.
He may ask a friend of yours about you—he'll say it's just for "friend of mine that wants to know about you." Then...
He tells you that you smell nice.
Remember, he might act weird around you or seem very nervous. His behavior may just plain change when you're around. If he's normally quiet, he may get louder, or vice versa. It's the difference in behavior that's the clue.
Good luck!
HOW TO TELL IF SHE LIKES YOU
She gazes in your eyes with deep interest while her pupils are dilated.
She raises or lowers the volume of her voice to match yours.
She laughs in unison with you then says she loves you so very much.
Her skin tone becomes red while being around you, then she says, I never loved anyone like this before.
You can see her complete breasts.
Her crossed leg is pointed towards you or that same leg is rocking back and forth towards you. If it's not rocking toward you, move in front of it, and then she likes you.
Biting of the lips or showing of the tongue, licking her lips, or touching of her front teeth with a fingernail and tongue at the same time.
Big smiles with upper and lower teeth showing, with a relaxed face.
She breathes in through her nose and out through her mouth.
She starts sitting straight up and her muscles appear to be firm. Eyebrows raised and then lowered, then two quick smiles, indicates interest in you.
She rests an elbow in the palm of one hand toward you, and holding out that hand, palm up, while waving with the other hand toward you.
She rubs up herself.
In crowds she speaks only to you and focuses all of her undivided attention on you only at all times.
While walking, she blinks more than usual, and staggers. |
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shortskirt_longjacket
Joined: 06 Jun 2004
Location: fitz and ernie are my raison d'etre
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:12 am Post subject: |
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Is that a joke? Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
I once heard that being in love and staying in love is simply the art of holding your tongue. I couldn't agree more. Knowing when to keep your trap shut is the key to many a successful relationship. |
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peemil
Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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He may do something physical—like grab you in a play way, poke you, play with your hair and quietly piss...(Remember when you were really young and the guy you liked punched you or tackled you?)
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I told the Police Officer that I was just keen on her, but he said that didn't cut the mustard.
Assault? I mean, I only clocked her a little bit. |
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canuckistan
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Joined: 17 Jun 2003
Location: Training future GS competitors.....
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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| shortskirt_longjacket wrote: |
Is that a joke? Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
I once heard that being in love and staying in love is simply the art of holding your tongue. I couldn't agree more. Knowing when to keep your trap shut is the key to many a successful relationship. |
That and perhaps having a short memory ie: don't grind your SO down on past crap. |
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Eunoia
Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Location: In a seedy karakoe bar by the banks of the mighty Bosphorus
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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Does this qualify as advice?
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| "Someday, when you're an old man, you're going to look back over your life and think about all the women you could have slept with - and didn't." |
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drgoo
Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Location: Home, sweet home
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:46 pm Post subject: |
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All the things listed in the How To Tell If She Likes You section are easily explained.
1) She's stoned
2) She's masturbating while talking to you
3) She is both stoned and masturbating
Maybe I oversimplify. |
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drgoo
Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Location: Home, sweet home
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Ok, substitute pleasing herself for the above *beeps* |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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| shortskirt_longjacket wrote: |
Is that a joke? Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
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*smacks forehead* |
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BigBlackEquus
Joined: 05 Jul 2005
Location: Lotte controls Asia with bad chocolate!
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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| canuckistan wrote: |
| shortskirt_longjacket wrote: |
Is that a joke? Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
I once heard that being in love and staying in love is simply the art of holding your tongue. I couldn't agree more. Knowing when to keep your trap shut is the key to many a successful relationship. |
That and perhaps having a short memory ie: don't grind your SO down on past crap. |
?? uh... ok...
This made me laugh, though. The guy's voice gets louder when he likes a woman. But her voice matches his if she likes him.
So if a couple likes each other, they just keep getting louder and louder and louder? 
I'm sure everyone can tell if it's a match, because they are screaming at each other a lot! |
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lawyertood
Joined: 17 Jan 2003
Location: Seoul, Incheon and the World--working undercover for the MOJ
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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If you go to Thailand as a sex tourist, STAY a sex tourist. Don't fall in love with the girl. If you are a sex tourist, you will never have a successful long-term relationship, with any girl. Accept that and continue being a sex tourist.
If you want to marry a normal girl, don't become a sex tourist.
Attributed to Stephen Leather in his book, Private Dancer. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| "You can't make someone love you. You can only make it easy for someone to love you." |
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joe_doufu
Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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| It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. |
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manlyboy
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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60/60.
Don't think of your relationship as 50/50. Think of it as 60/40 in your partner's favour. Your partner should in turn think of it as 60/40 in YOUR favour.
If each of you are putting in 60%, there will never be any slack. |
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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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| joe_doufu wrote: |
| It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. |
Kevin Mcdonald of Kids in the Hall fame said it best
"Nudity is Number One"! |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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Buy low, sell high.
| manlyboy wrote: |
60/60.
Don't think of your relationship as 50/50. Think of it as 60/40 in your partner's favour. Your partner should in turn think of it as 60/40 in YOUR favour.
If each of you are putting in 60%, there will never be any slack. |
I hope you're not a math major. |
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