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manlyboy
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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| pegpig wrote: |
| I hope you're not a math major. |
No, but I have outgrown schoolyard behaviour. |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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| manlyboy wrote: |
| pegpig wrote: |
| I hope you're not a math major. |
No, but I have outgrown schoolyard behaviour. |
Not me. |
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Rteacher
Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA
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| Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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Who needs advice on this subject? - In the immortal words of Forest Gump: "I may not be a smart man,...but I know what love is..."  |
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khyber
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction
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| Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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"drop it like it's hot"
-snoop |
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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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| Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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I think this should be added to the list:
HOW TO TELL IF HE LIKES YOU
In a drunken stupor, he logs onto Dave's ESL Cafe and writes a post that says, "I tried to pick up [insert name here], but I failed. Boo hoo."
Sorry, [insert names here]! I just had to -couldn't resist!
Please don't flame me. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Troll_Bait wrote: |
I think this should be added to the list:
HOW TO TELL IF HE LIKES YOU
In a drunken stupor, he logs onto Dave's ESL Cafe and writes a post that says, "I tried to pick up [insert name here], but I failed. Boo hoo."
Sorry, [insert names here]! I just had to -couldn't resist!
Please don't flame me. |
 You think? I kind of though he fancied me when he started tugging my pigtails, though. |
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EFLtrainer
Joined: 04 May 2005
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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Know what you need. What you want is a distant second.
(Yeah, yeah, yeah... you don't need anything... ok... sure.
Get back to me on that.) |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Yes, I was being facetious with my first post, but here's something I honestly believe:
Unless you're happy on your own, you won't be happy as part of a couple. At some point, your beloved is going to let you down, and you're going to have to find your own reasons to thrive. |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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Best advice ever on ladies came to me from my Grandpap.
Old Grandpap liked to sip on the hard "cough syrup" on occasion so as the afternoon would wear on he would get more introspective. One day in a stupor he told me the following advice about women:
"Gawd Damnit boy! Now you listen here! Wimmen they is funny creatures! Take yer grandmum for instance we been married for 60 long years, and will likely be married a few more. Never once in those 60 years have I ever had a clue about what is running through her mind. In fact I gave that up after about 2 hours into our honeymoon."
Grandpap stopped working his jaws long enough to take another long swig of his special recipe "cough syrup" and continued:
"Now here is the secret to handling them females. Make yer life easy and just hand them your bank book, and paycheek every week. Keep them in house and beans and they will keep you in warm dinners and clean clothes."
About this time grandpap dozed off...... snooooorrrreeeeessssssssss..... |
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peemil
Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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| A very wise man. |
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