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Dan The Chainsawman

Joined: 05 May 2005
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:21 pm Post subject: Celebrity Death Match!!!! Kermit versus Grover!! |
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NO HOLDS BAR!!
EVERYTHING GOES!!!!
HELL IN THE CELL!!!
ONE NIGHT ONLY at CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH!
In the far corner we have KERMIT THE FROG! This lovable green little fellow the reignin champion of the world fresh from his victory over bert and ernie in a 2 on 1 ladder match weighs in a 4.5 kilos and is 27 inches tall of sheer KILLING MACHINE!!!
In the other corner from the mean streets of Brooklyn is the one.... THE ONLY.... THE GROVER This 4.3 kilo sociopath was disarmed at the door and relieved of his hatchet, pepper spray, and chainsaw. Even without these tools this maniac fresh from the streets of Downtown Baghad where he single handedly rounded up an entire terror cell with his own bare little furry paws is a stone KILLER!
PLACE your bets as these gladiators duel it out using everything from baseball bats to sharp sticks. This is sure to be the fight of the century as we will be astounded by a the fury and violence of Kermit's martial arts excellence from his extended training at the hands of the legendary Jackie Chan. Grover no doubt will astound us with his out of control antics pounded into him by the mean streets of Brooklyn and his recent gunshot wound to the head that is fully healed or so his manager Don King claims should make it all the more colourful!!!
DON"T BE A FOOL!!!
SKIP SCHOOL FOR THIS SH*T!!!!![/u] |
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Barking Mad Lord Snapcase
Joined: 04 Nov 2003
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:27 pm Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Match!!!! Kermit versus Grover!! |
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This is the most intelligent, emotionally mature post I have read here all week. Congratulations.
Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
NO HOLDS BAR!!
EVERYTHING GOES!!!!
HELL IN THE CELL!!!
ONE NIGHT ONLY at CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH!
In the far corner we have KERMIT THE FROG! This lovable green little fellow the reignin champion of the world fresh from his victory over bert and ernie in a 2 on 1 ladder match weighs in a 4.5 kilos and is 27 inches tall of sheer KILLING MACHINE!!!
In the other corner from the mean streets of Brooklyn is the one.... THE ONLY.... THE GROVER This 4.3 kilo sociopath was disarmed at the door and relieved of his hatchet, pepper spray, and chainsaw. Even without these tools this maniac fresh from the streets of Downtown Baghad where he single handedly rounded up an entire terror cell with his own bare little furry paws is a stone KILLER!
PLACE your bets as these gladiators duel it out using everything from baseball bats to sharp sticks. This is sure to be the fight of the century as we will be astounded by a the fury and violence of Kermit's martial arts excellence from his extended training at the hands of the legendary Jackie Chan. Grover no doubt will astound us with his out of control antics pounded into him by the mean streets of Brooklyn and his recent gunshot wound to the head that is fully healed or so his manager Don King claims should make it all the more colourful!!!
DON"T BE A FOOL!!!
SKIP SCHOOL FOR THIS SH*T!!!!![/u] |
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VanIslander

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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No contest.
Kermit would talk Grover to death. |
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ilovebdt

Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Location: Nr Seoul
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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Hmm, I think Grover will win too. He could sit on Kemrit and squash to death! |
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peppermint

Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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Kermit for the win. Eventualy Miss Piggy would see what's going on and no one messes with her Kermy! |
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Dan The Chainsawman

Joined: 05 May 2005
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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Ain't gonna be no ms. piggy up in this steel cage match!
I don't take sides in these here super brawls I am just the player that does the organizing.
Betting for the frog starts over there! *points*
Betting for the not sure what species of hairy thing it is starts over there!*points*
Bring cash only... no cards and for real no checks.... and none of that darn monopoly money... we be wanting good American Dollars here in this disreputable establishment. |
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ilovebdt

Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Location: Nr Seoul
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:20 pm Post subject: |
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peppermint wrote: |
Kermit for the win. Eventualy Miss Piggy would see what's going on and no one messes with her Kermy! |
I think you are right there. Even I wouldn't mess with Ms Piggy! |
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Dan The Chainsawman

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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Nah Miss Piggie is gonna be to busy fending off the advances of some of the more lecherous Dave's Esl Posters to worry about her Kermy. We got a plan... we got a venue... and we got two lines for betting.... step right up people step RIGHT UP! Place your bets!! |
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Mr. Pink

Joined: 21 Oct 2003 Location: China
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:36 am Post subject: |
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NO CONTEST - SUPER GROVER PWNS ALL |
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Dan The Chainsawman

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:54 am Post subject: |
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Even with the typo we be knowing who the player known as Mr. Pink be favoring!!!
Shall I put you down for a 1000$ on the Grover? |
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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:27 am Post subject: |
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Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
Nah Miss Piggie is gonna be to busy fending off the advances of some of the more lecherous Dave's Esl Posters to worry about her Kermy. We got a plan... we got a venue... and we got two lines for betting.... step right up people step RIGHT UP! Place your bets!! |
Oh no he di-n't!
Don't go there, sister.
I think you've got it a little mixed up here. Kermo's the one fending off the lecherous advances, but the K-Mup could still take Super Grover with one flipper behind his back.
Hi ho. |
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Dan The Chainsawman

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:48 am Post subject: |
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Can't fight the system sister I just take the bets. Be a good peach and pony up the boodle.... PUT Your money where your mouth is toots or be silenced and let the good times roll!
Wait a minute....
Kermo being quiet.....
ROFLMAO....
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Novel concept and thankfully one that does not exist as the world would be a sad place without her outspoken viewpoints |
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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:58 am Post subject: |
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Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
Can't fight the system sister I just take the bets. Be a good peach and pony up the boodle.... PUT Your money where your mouth is toots or be silenced and let the good times roll!
Wait a minute....
Kermo being quiet.....
ROFLMAO.... |
Hmph! I'll pony up your boodle in a minute. |
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Dan The Chainsawman

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:17 am Post subject: |
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Hey now violence is bad lets keep it between Kermit and Grover! |
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Barking Mad Lord Snapcase
Joined: 04 Nov 2003
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:01 am Post subject: |
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Let's not forget that Kermit has the brains. Surely that must count for something.
Plus there's the distant relation to Yoda. |
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