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canuckistan · Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:18 pm Post subject: Some basic math

Subject: Math

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K which is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E which is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E which is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L*B-E-E-P* which is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G which is 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bull*beep* and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

billybrobby · Joined: 09 Dec 2004

are you the kind of person who likes to email these gems to 30 of your friends everyday?

canuckistan · Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:28 pm Post subject:

pegpig · Joined: 10 May 2005

I don't mind getting those e-mails. Maybe if I was an overly busy guy with 100 important e-mails a day and then something like that is thrown in there....well, that might be annoying. But, not for me.

Now, those "Timmy's sick or my half neice is doing a school project, send this to 30 people and all will be well" e-mails. Those are really annoying.