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[kermo]

I'm more into the pre-emptive break-up, possibly after a short-term dalliance.
The first two are from this weekend, and the third was delivered to someone who just happened to be sitting next to the latest suitors. (Man, I can't believe I'm moving back to that town.)

This one incorporates Jongno's sage advice:
"We had fun, but this isn't going to work. I'm too old to be considering a relationship with a guy who I can't see as the father of my children. I promise I'll write you a great letter of recommendation."
FYI, Guru, he replied that I was just the sort of girl he'd like for the mother of his kids. Bless him.

This one is a little condescending, but true:
"I think there are three type of guys: good for the short term, good for the long term, and really sweet guys whom I wouldn't dare *beep* with. I don't want to hurt you, so we're not going to sleep together."

Short and sweet:
"Just so you know, you're not my boyfriend. Are you okay with that?"



(maybe this needs to be cross-referenced to Korea and the Single Girl, just to balance out the Lonely Western Girl tales of woe.)

[merlot]

I've heard this more than a few times:

"We're all about fun together, and it's great. But that's all it is. And as much fun as we have together, I just think there should be something else."

...well, at least I'm fun. And the thing is is that these exes tend to end up with CPAs named Rex who only fertilize their yard when it looks like rain, who plan vacations six months in advance, who separate their nickels from their dimes each evening before neatly hanging their starched pants up in their closet of conventionality as their wives slowly remember a more unencumbered kind of stiffness.

So, it's no wonder I constantly get emails and calls from long lost lovers who long for fun fun fun in the sun.

fun is a godamned good trait to have; I'll change for no one

[joe_doufu]

Once again tonight I got a girl saying, "Oh, won't you introduce us [me and my niece] to some other American guys before you go? We really don't know lots of foreign guys. Here's a piece of paper and a pen, if you think of anybody."

I seem to attract this type. I don't know why girls think I'm a pushover, in fact I've *never* given in to this sort of thing, not since I was a shy college boy. I suppose it's because I don't pre-emptively project as an a-hole.

[joe_doufu]

[Cedar]

What a funny thread!

I've said:

"We need a trial separation." (He finally agreed about the third time I tried this line).

and
"Sorry, you're too Christian and I'm not going to convert." (actually he convinced me to stick around, and months later split up with me because his parents wouldn't consider a foreign daughter-in-law).

and
"I know you have never slept with your wife (they got married when he was 16 and she was 9), but she's still your wife, and you're not getting divorced, since you can't marry me, what's the point continuing?"

and
"You don't give me orgasms."

and
--everything--- on ALL the previous posts and many swear words and many harsh things to a stalker and NONE of it worked (I left the country).

and
"This relationship is just physical, I need mental stimulation, too."

[Bo Peabody]

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[The Man known as The Man]

"I don't like squeezing your airbags as much as I used to".

[hack]

This week is 1 of the best times to dump your gf what wth VD coming up. Will save you a lot of money and expectations. If you really like her, hook up aga a few weeks later. Otherwise, NEXT???!!!

[kermo]

[The Man known as The Man]

From Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry The Dead Pool:


"Only with humans".

[joe_doufu]

[kermo]

[joe_doufu]

[kermo]

[Swiss James]

jesus- how about taking it to PM you two?!