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Eunoia · Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:37 pm Post subject: Funniest SNL "Commercials"

I haven't seen the show in years, but here are a few of my faves from years past:

BAD IDEA JEANS

Guy to buddies, over backyard bbq: "I've been thinking about it, and even though it's over, I'm going to tell my wife about the affair" Cut to logo on jeans: BAD IDEA.

Guy #2: "I don't know the guy, but I've got two kidneys and he needs one, so..."

BAD IDEA.

Guy #3: Well, he's an ex free-base addict, and he's trying to turn his life around, and he needs a place to stay for a couple of months...

BAD IDEA.

Guy #4: Now that we've got kids, I feel a lot better about having a gun in the house.

BAD IDEA.
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COLON BLOW CEREAL

'You'd have to eat 11,000 bowls of your regular bran cereal to equal the amount of fibre in just one bowl of Colon Blow. But wait, now there's new SUPER Colon Blow...

(Someone's bound to bring up the Bass-O-Matic, but it won't be me...)

tacon101 · Joined: 31 Oct 2005 Location: seoul

what? no woomba?

merlot · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:56 am Post subject:

"bass-o-matic"

The Jogger Motel -- Joggers jog in but they don't jog out.

It's a floor wax. No, it's a desert topping. It's both!

J.B. Clamence · Joined: 15 Jan 2003

Big Red! You pour in the goo, and you pull the cord ... Big Red!

Buckwheat sings!

Old Glory Insurance. For when the robots come for you.
http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~janthony/snl/commercials/95-11-18-glory.ram

Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor. You get *beeped* up with less money.
http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~janthony/snl/commercials/uncle_jemima_commercial.rm

khyber · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Compunction Junction

how can "oops i crapped my pants" not be on here yet...

Harpeau · Joined: 01 Feb 2003 Location: Coquitlam, BC

I like the John Belushi track star donuts one. That is funny!

Also the puppy uppers and doggy downers.

chuknnjivn · Joined: 05 Jan 2006

Crystal Gravy was hilarious

Eunoia · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:15 pm Post subject:

I can't believe I forgot about FECAL VISION... Embarassed

flakfizer · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:31 pm Post subject:

Remember "One Big Bean?" Why eat a lot of little beans when you can eat one big bean?

I liked that one that was a parody of a bank or investment firm commercial with David Spade explaining their flexibilty something like this...."If yo come in here with a dollar asking for change, we can give you 4 quarters or ten dimes, or 2 quarters and five dimes. It's really up to you." It worked because it was a decent parody.

I liked the thong diapers too, a fairly recent one.

And no one has mentioned, "Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice."

I did like that "Big Red" commercial.

BigBlackEquus · Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:50 am Post subject:

Greekfreak · Joined: 25 May 2003

Gotta love that Chris Farley "Hidden Camera" commercial with the coffee crystals.

"Did you know you're drinking **** flavour crystals?"

"YOU LIED TO ME!!!"

Yaya · Joined: 25 Feb 2003 Location: Seoul

billybrobby · Joined: 09 Dec 2004

haha. somebody's gotta compile all of these on video.

what about where will ferrell is the bank president and he's like "for a limited time, we are selling 100 dollar bills for the low price of just 20 dollars!"

it's not SNL, but has anybody ever seen the Chris Rock show with Nigga Please Cereal?

man: what are you eating honey?
wife: Nigga Please
man: Hey! What'd you say??
wife: (laughing) No, Nigga Please Cereal! The finest oats and grains, deep-fried and covered in barbecue sauce.

jaderedux · Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Location: Lurking outside Seoul

MOM Jeans.....!

Gawd I still have nighmares.

Jade

Troll_Bait · Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:26 pm Post subject: