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Old fat expat

Joined: 19 Sep 2005 Location: a caravan of dust, making for a windy prairie
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:54 pm Post subject: Advice from Jim Croce |
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On my way to work and an ajoshe was walking towards me. Well, you just know he can't walk five steps without leaving a pavement oyster. In the nonchalant way that only years of practice can provide, he turns his head and lets fly. Didn't factor in the wind; spits on himself. As I walked past I just couldn't suppress my laugher.
Hummed 'don't mess around with Jim' the rest of the day. |
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Col.Brandon

Joined: 09 Aug 2004 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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Don't laugh too much - there's a lung-oyster out there somewhere with your name on it. It's just a matter of time.
God help me if I ever get hit by one... I'm gonna pulverise the disgusting, ignorant moron. |
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crazylemongirl

Joined: 23 Mar 2003 Location: almost there...
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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I was walking to school today and this women was dressed up to the nines.. nice suit etc. She then lets a giant wad of flem fly.. ick |
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igotthisguitar

Joined: 08 Apr 2003 Location: South Korea (Permanent Vacation)
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:45 am Post subject: |
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Was he trying to SPIT ON YOU? |
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