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chessmaster9000 · Joined: 31 Jan 2006

I'm interesting in reading some good Korean jokes. I will be using them for a poll.

Khunopie · Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:54 pm Post subject:

One day Will Smith and his Korean friend went to a Korean restaurant.

The Korean guy ordered rice with kimchi chigae. Will Smith didn't know what to get, so he said to come back later. The Korean guy went to the bathroom after he ordered.

Then the waiter came to Will Smith and asked him what he would like to order. Will Smith said, "yea I want a bowl of rice."

The waiter then asked, "what would you like with that?" and Will Smith said, "yea...I want chigae with it" so when the friend got back he asked what Will Smith got with his bowl of rice and Will Smith said " gettin chigae with it"

chessmaster9000 · Joined: 31 Jan 2006

the eye · Joined: 29 Jan 2004

this one's so old, it's crusty....

there was a new apartment being built in a suburb of seoul.
the foreman was american, the concrete worker was italian, the steel worker was russian, and a korean was put in charge of receiving supplies.

the first day on the job, the foreman summoned all the workers together and said. "Ok men, i have to leave the site, but i will return by 5pm. In that time i want eveyone to complete their work."

to the russian guy, he said "You! i want you to have all first floor steel framing complete by the time i get back."

to the Italian guy, he said "...And I want you to have the foundation layed."

to the korean guy, he said "...And you! I want you to have all supplies organized here behind this sand pile."

"If I return at 5 o'clock, and i see that you are slacking off, you will be fired immediately", he said to all of them.

So the foreman left the site, and all the men went to work.
When the foreman returned he began to inspect all of the workers' progress.
"Ah, nice job!" he said to the italian guy as he viewed a perfectly layed foundation.
"Good solid frame!", he said to the russian guy.

But then, the foreman looked around the site in anger as he saw all the construction materials scattered about.
"where is the Korean guy?" he shouted.
"I dunno.", said the Italian guy.
"I haven't seen him", said the Russian.

Suddenly, out from behind the sand pile, up jumps the korean guy, with his hands waving, and he shouts... "SUP-PLIZE!!!"

dulouz · Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Location: Uranus

Jay Leno makes Bosintang jokes about once a week.

Moldy Rutabaga · Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Ansan, Korea

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JeJuJitsu · Joined: 11 Sep 2005 Location: McDonald's

Korean jokes?

My Hagwon.

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Yaya · Joined: 25 Feb 2003 Location: Seoul

What do you call three Koreans praying together? A church

A Korean student who just came to Los Angeles is speeding on a highway because he has to take a dump so bad. A police car orders him to pull over and the officer asks "So why the hurry?" The student says "I ddogno (�˳�)."

What did the Korean grandmother say to the bratty Thanksgiving turkey? Gobble-jima

tomato · Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:38 am Post subject:

Here are some original jokes about Korean English teachers.

http://eslideas.hypermart.net/korjokes.html

I make fun of foreign English teachers, too, so click on the link at the bottom of the page if you're courageous.

Otus · Joined: 09 Feb 2006

You have to tell this one using all the appropriate cultural gestures.

There's an American, Canadian, and Korean climbing a mountain together.

They discover a magic lamp from which as usual a geni appears. Since there are three of them, the geni grants each one wish.

American
I'm cold, miserable, hungry. I hate this place. Wish I were in Miami, sailing on a beautiful clear ocean.

Cloud of smoke ... he disappears.

Canadian

I'm also not really enjoying this. I'm exhausted, cold, hungry. Wish I could be some place (What's a good place in Canada? Vancouver) surrounded by beautiful women, relaxing and enjoying myself.

Cloud of smoke. He disappears.

Finally the Korean guy is sitting alone on a near by rock making sighs of frustration: "Uuggghh Uuugghh".

The Geni tells him to hurry up.

"Uugghhh ... I feel very lonely now. I wish my two friends would come back."

cruisemonkey · Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:42 am Post subject:

Mr. Kim and Mr. Park were two Korean EMTs sleeping in their ambulance (with the emergency lights flashig) when a call came over the radio that someone was having a heart attack. Apon arrival at the scene, because of their late response, they discovered the 'patient' was dead.

Mr. K: "What should we do?"

Mr. P: "You close all the doors and windows... I'll turn on the fan."

Xerxes · Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:13 am Post subject:

This isn't a joke but it really happened:

I used to know this Canadian buddy that was always good with the women. So, one time, he came up to me to ask me how he could buy condoms in Korea. Not knowing a lot of Korean myself way back then, but remembering a funny story my Korean friend told me. I told my buddy what that Korean dude said:

I told him to go to the pharmacy to ask for a Ja-ji-ba-ji, which literally means "*&^% pants" (first word: one syllable, sounds like "lick"). (I then had no idea that Koreans called condoms "condoms"--in a funnier pronunciation.)

So, apparently he went to the pharmacist and asked for a Ja-ji-ba-ji, for real!! I had told him what it meant and everything too! I couldn't believe it. The pharmacist couldn't make out whether the guy was serious or not, but that buddy of mine never had any prophylactic-getting problems ever again! The Canadian buddy of mine retold what happened at the pharmacy like he was telling a story about someone else. Go figure~