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You're Not Where the Beautiful Western Women Are
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Alpha-Epsilon



Joined: 24 Nov 2005

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:04 pm    Post subject: You're Not Where the Beautiful Western Women Are Reply with quote

This is in response to someone's post here about attractive Western waeguks and Korean women.

I work out at the Y, where your eyes aren't captivated by svelte sillhouettes you constitute as figures in Korea, but are rather voluptuous here, whereas the other are waspish, raspy staccato tongued torch-flamed tree-twigged flamingo legged lamb brained snake hipped woman that linger like wisps of bad breath in comparison, and those curling up a wintry white bed sheet on the behind of fat pillowy butt foreign men thinking "She's mine, this shadow, hair and all, legs sticking out, eyes aslant now, not seeing me plumping along, plodding her, plotting a chunk of cheese course straight for. . ."

A trip home or to the Y to smile and say "Kimchi?" No, get a year's membership and take your focus off the magical mystique of Korean women compared to Western women in Korea and what you construe as atypical.

The beautiful ones are there all right, but not where you are.

That said, it speaks of something of import.

Either you're not where the beautiful Western women are-physically or in life-or you're not aware that there are different classes in the Western culture, Korea( and perhaps you), not being at par with theirs; or you're deceived into thinking beauty is that thin strand of hair blowing in the wind next to you.

I work out at the Y. Never saw a day pass, comparing Korean women and Asians in general, when I didn't feel they are all but a dream in comparison to Western women, and that, a dream without substance.
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bulgogiboy



Joined: 12 Nov 2003

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow! Is it just me, or was that post rather painful to read?
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numazawa



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bulgogiboy wrote:
Wow! Is it just me, or was that post rather painful to read?


Not only that, it was posted in the wrong forum. For reference:

http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=51844
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bulgogiboy



Joined: 12 Nov 2003

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha,


Yes, think this poetic fellow may have had a couple of absinthes(at least 2 bottles). You'd need to be on something to think that post was sharp... Laughing
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numazawa



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proving once again that absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Cheers~
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bulgogiboy



Joined: 12 Nov 2003

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, so you're the real poet!

Nice rhyming-style for sure but I don't really think it made his heart grow fonder: calling them lamb-brained, waspy, shadows, etc. Rather scary actually.

Where does the 'Y' he mentions come from? 'Y-fronts'?
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bulgogiboy



Joined: 12 Nov 2003

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

snake-hipped? What does that mean?
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xingyiman



Joined: 12 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A trip home or to the Y to smile and say "Kimchi?" No, get a year's membership and take your focus off the magical mystique of Korean women compared to Western women in Korea and what you construe as atypical.


Why? A trip to the Y back home is no different - a bunch of fat slobs trying to achieve that "atypical" standard of beauty. Of course there is always the hot hunk who cannot pay for a premium membership at one of the exclusive "meat markets" who's there trying to pick up on one of the only hot chicks who's there for the same reason.
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numazawa



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bulgogiboy wrote:
snake-hipped? What does that mean?


Just adder up and find out, I guess.
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bulgogiboy



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm off to buy some absinthe...
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xingyiman



Joined: 12 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I work out at the Y. Never saw a day pass, comparing Korean women and Asians in general, when I didn't feel they are all but a dream in comparison to Western women, and that, a dream without substance.

Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! I've met so many , shallow women back in the states. I can introduce you to dozens of women without substance any day of the week. So what is the problem? there are plenty of fat, bitchy Amercan women for you to choose from. If thats what you call substance. The strongest women I have ever met (with regards to character) have been 2 from the Philippines, 1 from Quatar, and 2 from Brazil, and 4 from Korea. I lived in America all my life and found that compared to these women any woman I ever met in America paled in comparison in all categories.
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bulgogiboy



Joined: 12 Nov 2003

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And I bet the American women on the whole were the chunkiest.


Personality goes a long way but you have to draw the line somewhere...
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Satori



Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Satori wrote:
And in response of your response story made wondering feel person writing told clearly doubtless wonderous joyful expressing made was heaven untold glorious attributed held withnot

Sometime though speaks well feeling in person not but did to understand full vain the was but never in full righteous had never always comprehensible in poetic did perfectly all clarity insight deep expression was

Gym was at I in forefost time at but specific to no while also always in time therefore so without did comunication methodological in sweet but remorse did time not for at this was female to idea and have feelings in same

Comunication now was revealed fully for time the will be expressed in clearly but so as not while also did but same felt in next therefore so was I to and thighs western also but without and woman while asian is all tomorrow would and thought so clarity with and perfect did expression


Amen.

Did you run that through the Google translator backwards and forwards? Which language did you use?
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Satori



Joined: 09 Dec 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, that`s me. I had a lot of fun!
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