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Troll_Bait · Last edited by Troll_Bait on Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:01 am; edited 1 time in total

What are some of the quotes from posters here at Dave's that have made you laugh out loud?

Here are some of my favorites (I've included the one included in my signature in case I ever change it.).

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Teacher: Ok, repeat after me. Hi, how are you?
Students: Hi. We've been donating embryos.
Teacher: You've been donating embryos??
Students: Fine, thanks, and you?
- billybrobby

Go to the freaky waygookin thread and put yourself in there.
- billybrobby (to fiveeagles)

Maybe I'll get banned. Then I won't be able to get my daily dose of "phpBB : Critical Error. Could not connect to the database" *sniff*
- billybrobby

Matt, the head bartender, knows music like you know that pimple on your left ass cheek.
- mack the knife

My arch enemies were the neighborhood-permed, parachute-cloth-flower-print-pants-wearing, midget sized ajumas. These hermaphrodite human specimens would look, lock, run, jump, twist in mid-air sailing a$$-backwards, and squeeze in just before my own a$$ could take the vacant seat.
- Xerxes

Makes you lose lunch faster than a fart during muff dive.
- Xerxes

Troll_Bait · Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:47 pm Post subject:

[ Deleted so as not to cause offence. ]

Tiberious aka Sparkles · Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!

"I wish I were younger, had better luck with women, and Canadian."

-- Derreck

Sparkles*_*

Troll_Bait · Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:59 pm Post subject:

"What did you do Saturday night?"

"Oh, we met these Navy pilots and got totally hammered and they beat up a bunch of guys who were hooting at us and then we go on their motorcycles and I fell off and had to get this skin graft and we made love in a trash dumpster! IT WAS THE BEST TIME AND WE'RE GOING BUNJI JUMPING INTO A SHARK TANK NEXT WEEKEND. What did you do?"

"Well, we watched Survivor on tape, ordered pizza, anchovies on half (tee hee daring!), and then while he cleaned the bathtub I drew a picture of two women holding hands..."

- mindmetoo

Newbie · Joined: 07 Feb 2003

I may be off, but

"Teacher! Can we give you the clap and laugh?" yu bum suk (i think it was him)

Now, I am an idiot. What is "donating embryos" supposed to sound like? I keep saying it and can't find any similarities. Someone please help stupid little me and explain this.

Troll_Bait · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:35 am Post subject:

Newbie · Joined: 07 Feb 2003

And now I will be able to sleep in peace... Thanks for the help.

SPINOZA · Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Location: $eoul

Troll_Bait · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:33 am Post subject:

endo said:

"My girlfriends great and her level on english is not bad. However, since it's not her primary language, she is prone to the occasional grammar miscue, which I sometimes find hilarious.
But the funniest one happened a few nights ago when she said lets try a '96.'
I was able to withhold my laughter based on the situation, but I laughed my ass off the next morning."

So billybrobby said:

"Oh, wow, yes, that reminds me of a story. I has having a wild threesome with these two hot identical twins i had just met 30 minutes ago. And in the middle of it all, one of the girls used a preposition to end a sentence. hoo hoo boy! i laughed and laughed."

Tiberious aka Sparkles · Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!

"If you love billybrobby so much, why don't you marry him?"

Tiberious aka Sparkles*_*

Troll_Bait · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:43 am Post subject:

He's quick-witted and funny.

What's wrong with appreciating that?

You're not jealous or anything, are you?

- Troll_Bait (to Tiberious aka Sparkles)

seoulkitchen · Joined: 28 Dec 2004 Location: Hub of Asia, my ass!

Troll_Bait · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:48 pm Post subject:

From fill-in-the-blanks exercises:

* Ed is an ass-hole. He never does any work.

* Maria is walking because she can't find her keys.

* Anyone can ride a bicycle. It's a bicycle.

* He asked her for a date, but she said him crazy.

* We don't have any cat food. I don't care.

- DRAMA OVERKILL

Troll_Bait · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:28 am Post subject:

At my old hagwon after a teacher got up from the supervisor's chair when finished using her computer.

Supervisor: Did you fart in my chair? It smells like fart.

- phaedrus

billybrobby · Joined: 09 Dec 2004

since this thread contains so many tributes to my neverending hilarity, i'm going to bump it back up with this quote.

You complained about smoking in a PC Bang? Who do you complain about the rain to?

--jinju