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Demonicat
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
Location: Suwon
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 Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:46 am Post subject: |
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| I don't know about trees, but I know albertans are squares. |
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HapKi
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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| The tapping element if we must go into it, is the tapping of the buttocks with the hands while engaging in the "doggy-style" position. Lets not kid ourselves, its an expression, a slang expression about sex, no reason to get defensive about it. |
Interesting. So you believe the 'tap' in all phrases sexual pertains to tapping the provided butt with the hand. Are you yawning as well, checking your watch, even 'tapping' your foot on the linoleum floor? I pity your technique. A true connoisseur, in my experience and opinion, does more than 'tap' that behind, my friend. Try spank, slap, knead, squeeze, jelly shake, to name a few, in the selfishless quest to provide maximum dual pleasure.
Sorry. I can't accept your theory of origin.
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laogaiguk
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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Curious mindmetoo, did you see this thread heading in this direction when you started it  |
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HapKi
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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| I'd like to think MM2 has tapped out some of his avatars. However, he strikes me as being very long in the talk, short on the walk. |
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Xerxes
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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JEEZ chill guys! I never said thats all I go for! I never said I wont shag a girl who is average! OF COURSE I WILL! you ask me what kind of woman I found attractive! so I told you! we were talking about celebrities remember!!! the kind of celebrities that I like!! and then I gave you the reason why the korean celebrities who are on a more majority scale famous are CUTE etc...
Xerxes.. I never said this is all im about! I said what I like!
its like saying I like ferraris and girls that look like pamela anderson!
I never said I was after it or wouldnt settle for anything until I get those two luxeries! im not that stupid ..I was just saying what my tastes are!
and frankly what I ask for are not hard to find at all!! of course you cant find the perfect dream girl in reality! but you can get close! I was just saying what characteristics I like.
its not like I was asking for a model! or a rich actress who wouldnt come near me unless I was rich!
I just said I like a woman with some BUTT and curves! independant and confident! thats not hard to find at all in the west! little hard here maybe!
and when it comes to celebrities here I look for those traits too! even though I dont know them personally I can see it in their eyes, face, body language if they have the attitude I like !! not dreaming saying thats all I shagg!! just saying what I find hot!
BTW! I am 31 and have been married for 9 years! I far from dreaming
of girls im looking to shagg and only date! and tossing off in the night! well the tossing off part I might be guilty of  |
Ok, I guess you deserve the benefit of the doubt with this thread going all over the map as it is.
I didn't see the connection between an aesthetics discussion, a la K-girl tv lookers, and your post on personal preferences. I do apologize, but it did seem like you were re-living some adolescent, pimply-faced agog at boobied babes as defined by teens with raging hormones with no beaver relief in sight, or ability to call forth (god! I hated my teens~). (Shit man, it's fun getting around the cuss censor with imaginative replacements) |
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Demonicat
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
Location: Suwon
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| Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 3:20 am Post subject: |
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| well, I would consider that tapping the ass of a fine person while engaged in vigorous sex is FAR more sensual and romantic than considering tree roots and socket wrenches. HEll, even tapping the foot can be fun...if you know where to put it. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 3:32 am Post subject: |
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| laogaiguk wrote: |
| Curious mindmetoo, did you see this thread heading in this direction when you started it |
Oh you know I've been around long enough never to be surprised where a thread goes. Lord knows I've taken threads in unintended directions. |
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Junior
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye
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| Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:12 am Post subject: Re: I'm male |
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I know I can confuse someone because I have a female picture as my avatar. I mean several Dave's users have female avatars. |
you want to take me on big boy? |
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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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| Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:14 am Post subject: |
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It was the Junior. But he make a mistake. Kermo, she is smart woman, she know the fact. She see and tell about the picture title. Genius.
Billybrobby too. Hi Billy Is it your picture, really? *(^o^)* Ha, ha. His hair ... out of control? Is it correct? How can I say?
And look on face is very surprising. Like he thinking, "Oh my God! What is this? Oh, no ..." He say like that. Anyway, very funny.
And Kermo, are you woman, really? But frog is man, become prince after kissing. Maybe you play the game, too. Don't tell a lie.
I want Prince the Charming. He feel my heart and very kindly. I want intimate with him. But I don't find. Very disappointment. (T.T);;;
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Hi, I was just browsing this thread, and found your post. Do you have a picture you could send me? I'll bet you're really cute! Or is that actually you in your avatar? If so, wow! See you! ^^ |
What means "browse"? My dictionary:
| Cambridge Learner's Dictionary wrote: |
noun
a piece of clothing like a shirt that women wear |
Is verb, too? Oh, my English is poor. I'm afraid we can't communication.
��.��;;
I'm sorry, but strange. You don't suggest "How do you think about coffee?" or "Do you like Western food? I know a delicious restaurant." Why not? But anyway, I'm not sure about the Western man.
Once, a foreign man say to me "No junk in the trunk," like that. What means? I don't know. I think he's bad guy.
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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You sound more like a Russian.
A while ago I started a fake MySpace page to taunt foreign wife-swappers, and it ended up pretty good. I've since switched to taunting American soldiers who sign up that they're in the DPRK.
Most of the people who left comments are friends in on it (and one is me). All the freaks sent me private messages.
http://www.myspace.com/thekimhyunhee |
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Junior
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye
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| Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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1) From: europe2seoul
To: Junior
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:01 pm
Subject: I like your posts
I like your posts - you have a good sense of humor and expression.
If you are in Seoul, wouldn't mind buying you a beer.
Take care...
2) From: maniitok
To: Junior
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:02 pm
Subject: english
hi junior,
i saw your photo on dave's esl cafe (in a chat forum). You are really hot and you hold a philosophy that is deserving of a motorcycle.
give me an email
(manitok's email)
or call
123456789 (insert random number here)
(canada)
3)From: maniitok
To: Junior
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:00 am
Subject: Re: english
you appear to be smoking something in your photo. Are you smoking herb or a cigarette?
4)From: maniitok
To: Junior
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:02 am
Subject: Re: english
your photo. what were you smoking? |
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Junior
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye
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From: Billybrobby
To: Junior
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 6.01am
Subject: Dirty thoughts
Hi Junior! 
please forgive me for not believeing you were female ( and a real lady at that!) . I just have to show off to the other users sometimes.
actually I think you're really cute..and I'd love to play the sweet saxaphone to you some evening, we could make really cool music together! I don't want to boast, but I had a record released about 35 years ago, it reached no. 138 n the charts1. I'm hot. and talented. And extremely skillfull at playing with whatever my hands find to do.
Kisses...
Billybrobby |
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billybrobby
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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From: Billybrobby
To: Junior
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 6.01am
Subject: Dirty thoughts
Hi Junior!
please forgive me for not believeing you were female ( and a real lady at that!) . I just have to show off to the other users sometimes.
actually I think you're really cute..and I'd love to play the sweet saxaphone to you some evening, we could make really cool music together! I don't want to boast, but I had a record released about 35 years ago, it reached no. 138 n the charts1. I'm hot. and talented. And extremely skillfull at playing with whatever my hands find to do.
Kisses...
Billybrobby |
haha nice. i actually did play the saxaphone in the middle school band. and, you're right, I am hot and good at playing with stuff. man, it's like you're reading my diary! i did not, however, release an album 11 years before i was born. |
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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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| Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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You sound more like a Russian.
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Most of the few Russians I've met were English as a Second Language Students. They are grammar freaks! Much more so than Koreans. Teaching them English is sometimes like being interrogated by the KGB. And they do not like commucative-approach pair-work activities.
Me (teacher): Now discuss with your partner.
Russian Student: But I don't want to talk to partner. What if partner has wrong answer? I want to listen to teacher.
Me:  Uhmm ... could you talk for just a little while, and then we'll get back to the grammar lecture, I promise.
| RACETRAITOR wrote: |
A while ago I started a fake MySpace page to taunt foreign wife-swappers, and it ended up pretty good. I've since switched to taunting American soldiers who sign up that they're in the DPRK.
Most of the people who left comments are friends in on it (and one is me). All the freaks sent me private messages.
http://www.myspace.com/thekimhyunhee
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hello i am north korean cute girl^^
my job is government bureau clerk and i'm workaholic 
i love my job and country and Our Dear Leader ..~
he is Great Man~
won't you enjoy visit me in Chosun Capital of Pyongyang?
it's so beaufifl~
i am 26 year old!!
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Since you saw fit to dissect my Konglish ...
Your mispelling of "beautiful" is too off. Koreans are actually pretty good spellers. Many of them spell better than some of the posters here at Dave's. I went into a pharmacy once, and even though the pharmacist basically couldn't speak English, he knew the proper spelling of "diarrhea."
So, she badly mangles "beautiful" but spells "government bureau clerk" and "workaholic" perfectly? Not to mention "ideology" ...
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Kim's Interests
General my lecreation is job, work, the Kimjongil, Juchi Ideology, and et c.
Music i am like the Pulgasari, Kong Kyuk Tae, Myung Ryong27ho, hyul Maeng, Luksu, Kaoochi, Suckstap. I enjoy to share it with you ^^
Movies many of the movie by the Kimjongil
Television television hate *_v_*
Books the revolutionary book
Heroes Our Leader is great.
But, the Kimilsung is the great.
who is my greater? keke
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You've also neglected the fact that Koreans have difficulty with the verb "to be" and often omit it.
That's just careless. |
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capebretoncanadian
Joined: 20 Feb 2005
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| Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:08 am Post subject: |
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| I seriously hope you guys know that the 'chick' in mindmetoo's avi is not only a famed critic of consumerism....but also that she has been dead for probably going on 30 years.........she's probably not looking too hot these days...although she did have her time in the sun |
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