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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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 Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:44 am Post subject: |
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Someone here is single again I see.
On to yam bum cluck:
Not everything is some western woman conspiracy to rob you of the booty. The booty will come to you when you learn to respect the booty, and be nice to the booty. Until you learn to be nice to the booty the booty will not be nice back. Many long and lonely nights will be spent without the booty in a bootyless apartment.
You are one intense dude man.. Keep this up and we will see all about your cult committing mass suicide to hitch a ride on station wagon being towed around by the next comet that ambles by.
Learn to relax man!
Just be nice to the girls and one day one might be nice to you and give you a hummer or something even better. Heck you might even try talking to them I found you can learn some interesting things. Like last week I talked to this one Blonde girl who told me that if I seperated my colors from my whites in my laundry I would not end up with pink underwear. She also in a thick russian accent offered to give me a hummer for a modest price. I had to decline as my desire to show a Russian blonde my pink underpants was just not up to the test. So lesson learned here is talk to the booty like the booty is more than a fine piece of booty, and you might get past the dug out.
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?????
Another surefire way to get jiggy with the ladies on a regular basis is to borrow a friend's baby. Now the trick to this one is to return the baby to whoever you borrowed it from before it drops a big load in its diaper. Nothing more takes out the spirit of the whole moment when a hottie is cooing over some brat when the little beast drops a stank A-bomb in his/her's nappies. Another thing is if you borrow the baby without permission remember that the parents might well not want it back, and you might end up having a screaming puking crapping little devil in your bathroom on a bit of newspaper you layed down for him.
AMAZING I KNOW, BUT THE NEWSPAPER WORKS!
Last trick for you dude is to try getting a make over. Seriously man you can not run around wearing the same old worn out treads for the rest of your life. This whole concept of women wanting to know you for your inner self only applies when your outer self does not lend you the appearance of road kill. So dude.... Like the metallica t-shirt is great for the gym, but shite for cruising for the dames. Get yourself a pink tickle me elmo shirt. That way you can go up to the ladies and ask them to give you a good tickle without looking to silly.
Last here is another contribution for the ladies of dave's:
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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krats1976
Joined: 14 May 2003
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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For the record, I've seen some very nice looking men here in Korea.
But, here's my current obsession:
Yum.  |
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Yu_Bum_suk
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
Someone here is single again I see.
On to yam bum cluck:
Not everything is some western woman conspiracy to rob you of the booty. The booty will come to you when you learn to respect the booty, and be nice to the booty. Until you learn to be nice to the booty the booty will not be nice back. Many long and lonely nights will be spent without the booty in a bootyless apartment.
You are one intense dude man.. Keep this up and we will see all about your cult committing mass suicide to hitch a ride on station wagon being towed around by the next comet that ambles by.
Learn to relax man!
Just be nice to the girls and one day one might be nice to you and give you a hummer or something even better. Heck you might even try talking to them I found you can learn some interesting things. Like last week I talked to this one Blonde girl who told me that if I seperated my colors from my whites in my laundry I would not end up with pink underwear. She also in a thick russian accent offered to give me a hummer for a modest price. I had to decline as my desire to show a Russian blonde my pink underpants was just not up to the test. So lesson learned here is talk to the booty like the booty is more than a fine piece of booty, and you might get past the dug out.
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?????
Another surefire way to get jiggy with the ladies on a regular basis is to borrow a friend's baby. Now the trick to this one is to return the baby to whoever you borrowed it from before it drops a big load in its diaper. Nothing more takes out the spirit of the whole moment when a hottie is cooing over some brat when the little beast drops a stank A-bomb in his/her's nappies. Another thing is if you borrow the baby without permission remember that the parents might well not want it back, and you might end up having a screaming puking crapping little devil in your bathroom on a bit of newspaper you layed down for him.
AMAZING I KNOW, BUT THE NEWSPAPER WORKS!
Last trick for you dude is to try getting a make over. Seriously man you can not run around wearing the same old worn out treads for the rest of your life. This whole concept of women wanting to know you for your inner self only applies when your outer self does not lend you the appearance of road kill. So dude.... Like the metallica t-shirt is great for the gym, but *beep* for cruising for the dames. Get yourself a pink tickle me elmo shirt. That way you can go up to the ladies and ask them to give you a good tickle without looking to silly.
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I'll save the nicities for the k-girls. They really deserve it a lot more.  |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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Mr. Chainsawman, you are unspeakably wise in the way of the booty, but that fellow in tighty whities is just ... ewww.
In other news, I was at the James Brown concert last night, and thought of the title of this thread. |
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vox
Joined: 13 Feb 2005
Location: Jeollabukdo
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| Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
| tacon101 wrote: |
| Axl Rose wrote: |
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wow thanks for the lovelies...some days i just can't stand the fact that there are no hot men over here
although, a few months back there were a few incredibly hot, heterosexual brazilian male models in seoul to hang out with...
gah what a sad situation we ladies have over here |
that's laughable! 
if you just sit in your apt eating ramyon then sure there are no hotties but if you venture out on to the STREETS there are many lookers both korean and waygook.
there are LOADS of great lookin k-guys! i have a few korean male friends and all of them are easy on the eye. well-bred gentlemen with a good head of hair.
i can only assume it's a race bias thing you got going on, which sucks. |
first off, i hate that ramyan crap
secondly, yes there ARE hot koreans, but they are few and far between (read: hot= over 6', well groomed, well educated, not suffocating)
there's no racism, in fact, i love korean hair
i like being in korea, but there's a lack of tall, young, well built, educated yet ready to play a game of halo, not too much of a player, but not constantly texting and being in my business males
i know what i like, and many don't fit the bill
but that's my own business , you don't know me
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So in other words you need a man of significantly greater physical stature and economic power than you because, despite all the feminist crap you've probably been fed back home, you really want a male more powerful than you in every respect and want someone you can depend upon financially because you really don't trust your own abilities to succeed at a career of your choice. What a typical western woman. |
Actually I think it has more to do with being an unfeminine behemoth whose white-knuckled grasp on her femininity is so tenuous she looks like a big hairy heifer when standing next to all but the tallest of men. Have you ever noticed how the huge ones suddenly appear dainty next to extremely tall men? It's an optical illusion of perspective they used for resizing hobbits and dwarfs in Lord Of The Rings. However, sasquatches need lovin' too.
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Corporal
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
Mr. Chainsawman, you are unspeakably wise in the way of the booty, but that fellow in tighty whities is just ... ewww.
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I was thinking the same thing. |
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