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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
| I find it amusing when a gender that subjects itself to high heels, girdles, bras, eye brow plucking and make up find the gumption to point out the idiocy of any other gender. |
The bras prevent pain-- they don't cause it. And eyebrow plucking isn't so bad. We're no sissies. (The pluckage-where-the-sun-don't-shine puts eyebrow-grooming in the shade.)
While I do commend the male gender for their cleverness and resourcefulness in maintaining such low standards in the personal grooming department, that extra 45 minutes in the bathroom looks like a cakewalk beside other male-invented pastimes such as frat-paddling, pro-wrestling, fart-lighting and footballs in the groin. |
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Jensen

Joined: 30 Mar 2003 Location: hippie hell
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:35 am Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
| ...fart-lighting... |
Don't be mocking my special skills now... |
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Axl Rose

Joined: 16 Feb 2006
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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Indeed OP.
It always seems to be men who inflict BLOGS on the world too - the latest craze, today's fad, irritation fodder to those with any sense. I've never seen a female blog and god bless the fairer sex for that. men are also guilty of liking Star Wars well in to adulthood and keeping snakes as pets. kill 'em all I say!
that being said (and other trite Daveisms), men and women appear to express idiocy in different ways. Similarly to the vid in Corporal's OP, more stupid idiots. But why not enjoy female idiocy while we're at it? |
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Corporal

Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:08 am Post subject: |
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That was bizarre the way she was crying. |
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The Great Toad
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:13 am Post subject: |
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The truth is - no lie - I myself have jumped from just as high from a building onto concrete ... however for reasons much deferent that involved not skating but how shall I say saving-or perhaps preventing death while just causing it ... I can't explain the details it was in a tropic clime wherein I was the Law and the Hero and men may have chased me but could not find me you know like that super cool intro to "Kung Fu" "Listen and not be heard. Pass and not be seen, Felt but never overcome. errrr something I forgot how it goes anyhow my point is such a fall does not injure a MAN if he has the muscle skeletal support structure to make a jump tha t would break the bones and tear the joints of a frail mortal sad sack ... that is waht most men and women are... Oh and I am the greatest jumper of all as well. Spider Drop...
FACE ME THE NEW LORD OF MONKEYS !!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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anyway

Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:00 am Post subject: |
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| Watching idiot sport stunts is more entertaining than watching bra-wearing? Is that what you meant, Corporal? Oh, say it ain't so.... |
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canuckistan Mod Team


Joined: 17 Jun 2003 Location: Training future GS competitors.....
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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A friend of mine I used to waterski with back in Canuckistan sent me the link to this video---I thought we were pushing it going skiing in late October but you're not going to believe what these guys have been up to. It's just *beeped* up.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=icKwXbD6nes |
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Yu_Bum_suk

Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Does anyone remember the clip someone posted here of a woman who let two guys throw her through a basketball hoop? I'd say she's up there with this guy. |
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Axl Rose

Joined: 16 Feb 2006
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canuckistan Mod Team


Joined: 17 Jun 2003 Location: Training future GS competitors.....
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
| Does anyone remember the clip someone posted here of a woman who let two guys throw her through a basketball hoop? I'd say she's up there with this guy. |
I didn't realize my friend was actually in the video until I watched it! He's the guy in the big orange suit doing the face plants off the dock.
Retards!
I'm sure I know what his wife thinks about all of this... |
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Yu_Bum_suk

Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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I'd say she has more guts / less brains than the guy jumping off the roof, though it's a close call. |
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canuckistan Mod Team


Joined: 17 Jun 2003 Location: Training future GS competitors.....
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
I'd say she has more guts / less brains than the guy jumping off the roof, though it's a close call. |
Whoops! Thought you were talking about the big orange suit. |
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Xerxes

Joined: 10 Jan 2006 Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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About 30 years ago when I was this kid's age, I did something stupid too and broke my arm in the process, but it was damm fun!
We would take two skate boards with their trucks fairly loose to be able to make tight turns. The two boards would be parallel to each other. We would sit and have our feet on each other's boards (we would be facing each other while the boards would go forward perpendicular to our body positions). We would also lock arms.
The low center of gravity from us sitting on the boards, and the added weight of two bodies would make us go fast as he11 and corner really tight turns damm fast. We would pick a relatively quiet road leading into a dead end with a grassy lawn at the end of the run but the road would be steep as he11. We would go over the course and kick away any gravel because one skateboard hitting a stray gravel, and the other one not, would cause a sling-shot effect with one of us flying off into low-earth orbit.
It was so fun, we did that many many times with a whole bunch of us going down in volleys of twos. It was just a matter of probablity until one of us hit a gravel. It was me.
I flung over the road, onto the asphalt, and my wrist broke my fall as I tried to roll out of the fall. I saved my neck but not my wrist. It was one of the greatest memories I have of my childhood, but I guess I could have died doing it. |
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The Man known as The Man

Joined: 29 Mar 2003 Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:06 pm Post subject: Re: stupid things women do? |
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| JAWINSEOUL wrote: |
| Women never do anything that is stupid. Is this your attempt to start a list of some of stupid things women do? |
She's a Leafs fan.
She's already started. |
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The Man known as The Man

Joined: 29 Mar 2003 Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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| canuckistan wrote: |
| I have this theory that men up to the age of 25 really do try to kill themselves with risky/self-destructive behaviour and some of them succeed! |
Females are inherently smarter than males. |
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