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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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 Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:00 am Post subject: Giving kids stupid names... |
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aka the Toshiro Lucas McWeeney award.
So I'm reading a news story on imdb.com about Jason Lee's bout of chicken pox:
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| Production on the hit show was shut down for two weeks and the actor also ended up giving chicken pox to his two-year-old son, Pilot Inspektor. The star says, "I gave them to my son and it didn't even phase him. He was running around playing while I was floored." He adds jokingly, "But I'm here and I'm alive." |
WTF, Pilot Inspektor?
Pilot Inspektor!!??
Sparkles*_* |
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Xerxes
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently
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Two words. George Foreman.
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| Foreman was the Olympic heavyweight boxing champion in 1968... It's true: Foreman has five daughters and five sons and has named all of the sons George: George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, and George VI. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:06 am Post subject: |
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Partial explanation for Lee giving his kid such a horrible name: Lee is a Scientologist.
Moon Unit Sparkles*_* |
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keithinkorea
Joined: 17 Mar 2004
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| Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:15 am Post subject: |
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Frank Zappa's kids and David Bowie's all have ridiculous names. Moon Unit, Fifi Trixibell  Pretty stupid but there is worse...
The funniest one I heard was about a Chinese couple who decided to name their kid after two of the biggest news stories at the time....They named him
SADDAM SARS
People like that should not be allowed to have children. |
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merlot
Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.
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| Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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| went to school with a girl named Duanna Ball |
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Yu_Bum_suk
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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| I get two classes of brand-new first-grade middle schoolers today and I can hardly wait! |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject: Re: Giving kids stupid names... |
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I've always said celebrities should not have the right to get married and reproduce. They're corrupting our institution of marriage.
That goes double for Scientologists. |
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ajgeddes
Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan
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| Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Growing up, my best-friend's mom's maiden name was ..... Crystal Ball. Thank god she got married. |
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ajgeddes
Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan
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| Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Just remembered. Another man in my town, would have been born during the 1910's had the name... Les Dickout. I guess it just wasn't funny back then. |
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ajgeddes
Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan
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| Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Okay, the name was 'tuokcid' backwards. Could only have been funnier if his name was Harry. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:06 am Post subject: |
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I tried really hard not to post this, but I failed. I'm sorry.
These book titles/author's names were hysterical back in 1958.
"Under the Bleachers" by I. C. Butts
"Rusty Bed Springs" by I. P. Knightly |
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vox
Joined: 13 Feb 2005
Location: Jeollabukdo
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| Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:12 am Post subject: |
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An old college friend's first name was Carlos Santana (I won't mention his full name) because when his mom was in the hospital Santana was on the radio and she decided she liked the name. Funny thing is there's nothing latino about him at all!
I told my co-workers in the dept. and one guy's wife went to work at an inner city school and found these kids names (among others)
Lemonjelo
Laranjelo
Shatonya
The first two (twins) I can see coming from hospital dessert menu items.
Number three is just mean, and I'm still not sure if I believe it. |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:19 am Post subject: |
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There were two brothers with the surname Head: Oral and Richard (often going by the nickname).
Mike Hunt probably wasn't a sensible choice either. |
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shortskirt_longjacket
Joined: 06 Jun 2004
Location: fitz and ernie are my raison d'etre
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| Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:13 am Post subject: |
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| What do people think of the name Teague for a boy? |
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SarcasmKills
Joined: 07 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:46 am Post subject: |
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| What do people think of the name Teague for a boy? |
"Teague is out of his league"
"Teague is fatigued"
"Teague is a Peague (pig)" or even better Teague the Peague |
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