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merlot · Last edited by merlot on Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:09 pm; edited 2 times in total

I can��t believe no happy people! They seem many offended when I ask simple question like how much money he make! And even how old they is! WTF!!!

Can there any logic in place whatsoever? Today I see drive-thru ATM machine with brail!!! And yesterday I can��t even seek kimchi or soju in major eat place!!!

But the girlies, oh yea yea yea yea!!!!

SuperFly · Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: In the doghouse

Trailer park girls go round the outside...

billybrobby · Joined: 09 Dec 2004

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krats1976 · Joined: 14 May 2003

merlot · Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:56 pm Post subject:

Today really take rice cake. I drive my scooter watching my own business and people look at me like I crazy. Why are people on sidewalk if they don't watch where are going?

bobbyhanlon · Joined: 09 Nov 2003 Location: 서울

look at you guys, think you're so clever... here in the west, teaching korean to a bunch of stupid foreigners just because you couldn't get a job back in korea. get back to lotteria where you belong!

Xerxes · Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:14 pm Post subject:

Foreigner got big nockers! Does they hurt? Is they mutation? Holy Kimchee! I confuse 'cause there is two and too big! In my country, not confuse because all flat like Kimpo runway. In Korea, many month ago and I miss my nockers. I like won and I like nockers in USA. Hurray! USA!! I go back to Vancouver, USA now.

Mills · Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Location: Incheon

I say "which way to the zoo", and people take to temple!

I say "no button-up, I like zipper", and people say they like dolphins too!

This country crazy!

Axl Rose · Joined: 16 Feb 2006

Axl Rose · Joined: 16 Feb 2006

korean women are all ugly, skinny, spotty dorks with too much make-up!

Give me a nice �̱� ��ģ�� ANY DAY! They have nice rounded figures and CURVES! and they aren't total b1tches!

RACETRAITOR · Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea

A white guy tried to speak to me, and he couldn't understand anything I said. Does anyone else hate it how nobody in this country understands our language?

Oh yeah, I saw the funniest Engrean sign today. What dumb white guy would've thought this one up?

Pligganease · Joined: 14 Sep 2004 Location: The deep south...

I hate how rude American people are! They always make you wait at the back of the line in fast-food restaurants, ATM's, and bus-stops. Also, can you believe the way that they make you wait for everyone to get off the subway before you can get on! How rude is that!

And what is up with the traffic? I parked my car in the middle of the street in front of the store (You know, just long enough to run inside, pick up a pack of cigarettes, and talk a little smack to the girl behind the counter) and when I came out my car had been towed! Can you believe that?

After I got my car out of the impound, I went around the line of cars stopped at a stoplight and the policeman gave me a ticket! What the hell?

Yet, through all of the cultural differences, I have to say that the biggest thing I have noticed being in America is how many Japanese people hate Koreans. When I was back home, I never even thought about Japan. I always considered them our friend and ally. Yet here, I am always getting smack talked to me about being a Korean by some drunken idiot with a "Rising Sun" on his backpack. I think that they are just jealous of Koreans.

Ya-ta Boy · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994

Everyday same-same.

I give student 50 sentence memorize. Everyday ask, "Who do homework?" Student say, "No memorize. Talk." Lazy ba*****. How learn no memorize? 50 sentence I read. Student repeat not. Wanna kill.

Boss say student complain. Parent complain. Meeting we have. I explain Korean learn how to. Boss no listen. Boss say conversation no memorize. Aiego!

Payday. Boss give me check no cash. Boss give me 'pay stub'. What that?

After class I and my colleague hunting. Yesterday night meeting in bar. No anju. Girlfriend say, "How you feel our relationship?" Only want talk about. She no want handphone pic during sex. Before week dinner girlfriend home eat. Meet brother. Nice guy. My hand his leg I put. He hit me.

42 day only I come back Korea. Hurray!

laogaiguk · Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Location: somewhere in Korea

mithridates · Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:43 pm Post subject:

I FUCKING HATE CLEANING CARPETED FLOORS AND TRYING TO STAY WARM IN THE WINTER WITH THE PITIFUL BIT OF SLIGHTLY WARM AIR THAT COMES OUT OF THE HEATING VENTS.

My friend here has decided that his overlarge house in the suburbs is too small and noisy so he's moving to an even larger house far away to get some peace and quiet. Based on my calculations if everyone were like him we would need two more Earths just to hold us all.