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Karabeara



Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Location: The right public school beats a university/unikwon job any day!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:22 pm    Post subject: The guy ran smack into a wall Reply with quote

I was walking out of the building today, and some guy was watching me, the odd waygook, as I crossed the drive. He was attempting to do a 3-point turn around, and wasn't paying attention to where he was going. He kept going as he stared, and backed right into the brick center arch between the gated entrance. CrUnCh!

Gosh people, watch where you are going! I'm glad it wasn't a child he hit. I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt and heels. I suppose we have to break the guys into this gradually, instead of jumping from pants directly to something above the knee with 8cm Nine Wests.
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periwinkle



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Niiiiice! I caused a taxi to rear-end another car while waiting to cross the street. I try to cross under the street whenever possible now (like at subway stations). For public safety reasons, you know. ^^

Maybe he'd just gotten out of the joint and hadn't seen a woman in a long time....
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish I had been there to see you too!
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schwa



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I walked into a tree once.
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mateomiguel



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this thread is irrelevent without pics.
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Xerxes



Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently

PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:20 am    Post subject: Re: The guy ran smack into a wall Reply with quote

Karabeara wrote:
I was walking out of the building today, and some guy was watching me, the odd waygook, as I crossed the drive. He was attempting to do a 3-point turn around, and wasn't paying attention to where he was going. He kept going as he stared, and backed right into the brick center arch between the gated entrance. CrUnCh!

Gosh people, watch where you are going! I'm glad it wasn't a child he hit. I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt and heels. I suppose we have to break the guys into this gradually, instead of jumping from pants directly to something above the knee with 8cm Nine Wests.


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What are "8cm Nine Wests"???
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tzechuk



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The guy in the car is a waygook or you are the odd waygook?
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periwinkle



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:31 am    Post subject: Re: The guy ran smack into a wall Reply with quote

Xerxes wrote:
Karabeara wrote:
I was walking out of the building today, and some guy was watching me, the odd waygook, as I crossed the drive. He was attempting to do a 3-point turn around, and wasn't paying attention to where he was going. He kept going as he stared, and backed right into the brick center arch between the gated entrance. CrUnCh!

Gosh people, watch where you are going! I'm glad it wasn't a child he hit. I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt and heels. I suppose we have to break the guys into this gradually, instead of jumping from pants directly to something above the knee with 8cm Nine Wests.


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What are "8cm Nine Wests"???


F- me shoes, eh, Kara? Nine West rocks. If u guys buy your girl a pair of Nine Wests, she will love you forever...
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Karabeara



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, I will kill two undersexed teachers with one stone here:

I take footwear very seriously. Not to mention the fact that I spend about 8% of my monthly check on manicures and pedicures. *gasp*

I did some website hunting to both provide pics, as requested (sorry, they're not me- best I can do here) and educate you as to what Nine West is.

My specific Nine West shoes I was wearing are the green ones. And no, I don't wear these at school. That would be wrong in so many ways. They sit under the desk until I go home.

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JongnoGuru



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:37 am    Post subject: Re: The guy ran smack into a wall Reply with quote

Karabeara wrote:
I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt and heels.

Is there a right day? Local sensibilities must always be consulted.

We trust you won't be causing anymore traffic injuries once you've had a peek at what the culturally-sensitive foreign teacher is wearing this Spring...



and nothing says "stylish & practical" like this little number ...

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Karabeara



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, I simply must have that outfit, mister Guru!

Laughing
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Karabeara



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tzechuk wrote:
The guy in the car is a waygook or you are the odd waygook?


Me.
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Xerxes



Joined: 10 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Karabeara wrote:
Ok, I will kill two undersexed teachers with one stone here:

I take footwear very seriously. Not to mention the fact that I spend about 8% of my monthly check on manicures and pedicures. *gasp*

I did some website hunting to both provide pics, as requested (sorry, they're not me- best I can do here) and educate you as to what Nine West is.

My specific Nine West shoes I was wearing are the green ones. And no, I don't wear these at school. That would be wrong in so many ways. They sit under the desk until I go home.



These shoes...are the F-me shoes?! Naww. I'm a dude and I'm not seeing that. Maybe you have the wrong style of shoes up (although I'll allow that something may fit you in particular better than some other style that I might have in mind).
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Karabeara



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What did you have in mind? Something like this? Laughing

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Xerxes



Joined: 10 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Karabeara wrote:
What did you have in mind? Something like this? Laughing


Is that a trick question? (I'm supposed to say no, right? Wink )

So, I wanna score points with my woman (b-day coming up), so where would I buy a pair in short-stocky-leg-people land where something like that wouldn't look good on 90% of the women population here? I am willing to go to water and see for my self, even if I don't drink. My k-babe has good looks, but legs just aren't one of them. (Good thing I'm a knockers fan. Cool Cool Cool )

My woman looks kinda like this, dark and mysterious (but with more presence than the one pictured below, older too). She just doesn't have the legs for something like those shoes (somewhat thick ankles):


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