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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which is why I tolerate you Rteacher. You keep on plugging away at something that I find completely absurd, but none the less despite the rancor you are recieved with you keep on plugging.

Keep posting I got alot more pics for you.
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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rteacher wrote:


As the Lord passed through Vrndavana, all the moving and nonmoving entities showed great affection and became very jubilant to see the Lord.


Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:

That painting with the tiger hugging the elk is possibly the best thing I have ever seen.

I want it on a T-shirt.


Phew! I thought I might have been the only one.

I was wondering what they were thinking. Perhaps something like this ...


Tiger: I am so filled with jubilation! Oh, Elk, I am so sorry to have preyed upon you for so many millennia.

Elk: All is forgiven, as I, too, am so jubilant this day!

Tiger: Let me embrace you in celebration.

Elk: Yes, put your arms around me.

Tiger: How could I have been so blind?

Elk: Please, no words. They only get in the way.

Tiger: Oh, Elk ...

Elk: Oh, Tiger ...

Tiger: Oh, Elk!

Elk: Oh, Tiger!

Tiger: Oh, Elk! I feel my predatory instinct rising anew in me!

Elk: Don't hold back. Take me! Take me, you supreme hunter!

Tiger: Oh, Elk!

Elk: Oh, Tiger!

(Screen fades to black ... )
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just because



Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Location: Changwon - 4964

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rteacher wrote:
Did you live in this vicinity?

Every farm is gonna have strong odors from cow dung, etc. Usually Krishna devotees have plenty of incense and scented oils ... (And, obviously, all that "sparkles" isn't gold...)


No....about 800 kilometres north of that near a town called Murwillumbah, the self-proclaimed hare Krishna capital of Australia...

http://www.giriraja.org.au/currentevents.htm#Murwillumbah,_NSW
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiger/elk cross species porn??

Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Rteacher



Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some "brainwashing" - or cleansing of consciousness - is required to have a clue 'bout what is transpiring in that picture... By the divine influence of having the "Supreme Father" of all species in their midst, even jungle animals were awakened to spiritual consciousness, and they could recognize that they were all part of the same eternal family despite external differences. Their material programming was (at least temperarily) suspended while Lord Chaitanya passed through the forest (chanting and dancing like a madman...) They sensed absolutely no fear, and they incredibly related to each other like brothers and sisters, and they also chanted Sanskrit names of God and danced in ecstasy...(BTW, the Supreme Father - or God - always appears youthful - never old, as sometimes depicted in speculative religious art...)
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So this brainwashing is accomplished with a large dose of a powerful laxative?

Crying or Very sad

No thanks dude I would rather remain unenlightened!

I like my colon in my ass not in the toilet!
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote




Now Rteacher I am not trying to scare you but all this talk about brainwashing and enlightenment will lead to no good!

Look at this dude!

LOOSE the cult man!

Cut free from the programming!
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ilovebdt



Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Location: Nr Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is a group of Hari Krishna followers who I often seeing dancing down Oxford Street in London.
They also have a cafe in one of the side streets. Even though they only offer vegan/vegetarian food, I must say it is mighty tasty.

Ilovebdt
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Rteacher



Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uh, I was refering to cleansing the consciousness - not the colon (although gung-ho meat-eaters might also require colon-cleansing for physical well-being...)

Here's another artist's depiction of the wild animals dancing scene (and this one doesn't feature inter-species hugging ... I'm not sure which pic gives a better sense of the real event. The one I posted first was done by several artists (men and women...) working collaboratively round-the-clock to meet the original printing deadline and was used as an illustration in the seventeen volume Chaitanya Charitamrita published in the mid-70s. This one was done more recently by a devotee-artist I'm acquainted with from my days in the Alachua, Florida, Krishna communityhttp://www.krishna.com/Alachua/index.php
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Rteacher



Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dan, your images are disturbing (and probably spring from a disturbed mind...) However, they are not as disturbing (or embarrassing) as the following scene viewed by millions on South Park:

[In Star Wars fashion, the camera moves from space down and right to a sunny day in South Park. The camera settles on South Park Elementary as the bell rings. Class is now in session]
Mr. Garrison: And so, children, that's why Hare Krishnas are totally gay. [the door opens and two agents enter. They start looking under tables and lifting desks, then lower the blinds? Uh, can I help you?
Agent 1: Yes. I'm Connelly, and this is Sphinx. We're with the CIA.
Sphinx: We're here to speak with some of your students. [turns to them] You [Cartman], you [Kyle], you [Kenny], and you [Stan].
Mr. Garrison: Oh, for Pete's sake, what have you bastards done now?!
Cartman: Hey! That was Kyle that went #2 in the urinal!
Kyle: No it wasn't, fatass! I saw you do it!
Connelly: Boys, we need to talk to you about a matter of national security. Now!
Kenny: (Huh?) [Connelly takes Cartman and Kyle, Sphinx takes Kenny and Stan. They then carry the boys out the door. Sphinx reaches back to close it] Mr. Garrison: I hope you give them the chair! [turns back to the chalkboard] Anyway, children, as I was saying, Hare Krishnas are totally gay. [writes "Hare Krishnas" on the board.]

(For the record, I'm not gay, and probably not more than 5% of Hare Krishnas are - though a couple self-promoted leaders within the organization were secretly gay, and they caused big problems when they couldn't keep their vows of celibacy... )
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the hell does south park have to do with you belonging to a cult? Have them hari kari boys got you that brain washed?

What is wrong with the picture anyway? I thought it was hilarious. i am pondering making an avatar out of it.
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Rteacher



Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA

PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think your picture represents the inevitable conclusion or culmination (or defacation...) of existential and/or nihilistic philosophies propounded by the likes of Sartre, Nietzsche, Heidegger, and other atheistic losers like Freud and Marx...On the other hand, in terms of aesthetics, it's probably superior to the avatar you've got now with that hideous purple color... Confused

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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rteacher wrote:

The one I posted first was done by several artists (men and women...) working collaboratively round-the-clock ...

Rteacher wrote:

they couldn't keep their vows of celibacy...


Ah, maybe that explains the tiger/elk embrace in that first picture.

Even with religious devotion, it's tough to keep the mind focussed exclusively on virtuous things at all times.
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dogbert



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: Killbox 90210

PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Given this the Korean Job Discussion Forum, shouldn't there be a wacky Moonie proselytizer too?
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To bad a certian Lunatic Cult Leader we both know of Dogbert is not around to add his ten or 12 cents.



No Rteacher the picture of the man on the shit pot represents what is gonna happen to you if you do not pry yourself out of your dog gone cult. I sware man you are gonna go out worse than elvis.
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