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happygirl



Joined: 20 Feb 2006

PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:36 am    Post subject: hogwon funnies Reply with quote

I have a great director and wonderful Korean English teachers at my school but these are too funny not to pass along

http://eslideas.hypermart.net/director.html

http://eslideas.hypermart.net/korjokes.html

I aplologize in advance for any offense taken
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Jenrose



Joined: 04 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What do you call a Korean English teacher who can pronounce "orange" correctly?
Overqualified.


What do you call two Korean English teachers?
Tweedledum and Tweedledee.


What do you call a Korean teacher and a foreign teacher who share the same classroom?
An international conflict.


What is the best labor-saving device for a Korean English teacher?
A sign which says "Ya! Hajima!"


Why did the Korean English teacher fail the English vocabulary test?
Because one of the test words was originality.


Laughing
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Natalia



Joined: 10 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Why did the Korean English teacher have to miss work for one day?
Her stick broke.


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What do you call a director who has had no midnight runs in the last five years?
An underachiever.


Very Happy
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