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Barking Mad Lord Snapcase
Joined: 04 Nov 2003
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 Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:26 pm Post subject: The "Fascist Accusation" Game |
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It had to happen sooner or later.
Inspired by one particular poster who has been rather vocal of late, I have invented a new game for this board. All I have to do is write a list of perfectly innocent, apolitical statements, and you reply by accussing each and every statement of being anti-Korea, pro-Hirohito and pro-Eurocentric. Remember, be as passionate, vehement and condescending in your accusations as possible.
Any use of logic will be immediately disqualified.
Let us begin.
1: I like cheese.
2: I like strawberries.
3: "The Shawshank Redemption" is a good movie.
4: JRR Tolkien was a very talented author.
5: There are many mountains in Korea.
6: Catherine Zeta Jones is very attractive.
7: Stanley Kubrick was a perfectionist.
8: I prefer to wear dark clothing.
9: My students enjoyed playing hangman.
10: I like pasta. |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:04 pm Post subject: Re: The "Fascist Accusation" Game |
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| Barking Mad Lord Snapcase wrote: |
10: I like pasta. |
Tell it to your brownshirts, Benito, voi bastardo fascista!
What do I win? |
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SPINOZA
Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul
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| Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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3: "The Shawshank Redemption" is a good movie.
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Well if your entire basis for the Koreans being an inherently inferior race to yours is a movie, then I pity you. Really, were you educated in the least?
Go home then. There's loads of it there. |
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Alan_Partridge
Joined: 24 Aug 2005
Location: in the posh part of town
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| Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:22 pm Post subject: Re: The "Fascist Accusation" Game |
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| Barking Mad Lord Snapcase wrote: |
1: I like cheese.
So 20 million + asians don't deserve an apology, then?
2: I like strawberries.
So 20 million + asians don't deserve an apology, then?
3: "The Shawshank Redemption" is a good movie.
So 20 million + asians don't deserve an apology, then?
4: JRR Tolkien was a very talented author.
So 20 million + asians don't deserve an apology, then?
5: There are many mountains in Korea.
So 20 million + asians don't deserve an apology, then?
6: Catherine Zeta Jones is very attractive.
So 20 million + asians don't deserve an apology, then?
7: Stanley Kubrick was a perfectionist.
So 20 million + asians don't deserve an apology, then?
8: I prefer to wear dark clothing.
So 20 million + asians don't deserve an apology, then?
9: My students enjoyed playing hangman.
So 20 million + asians don't deserve an apology, then?
10: I like pasta.
So 20 million + asians don't deserve an apology, then?
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I see that, as you haven't replied to my arguments that you are just a big scaredy-cat who hates Asians (except Japanese...it's okay to hate the Japanese) |
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Hater Depot
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Only a fascist could draw enjoyment from a game trivializing the suffering of the many who have been hanged through the centuries. |
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kathycanuck
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Location: Namyangju
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| Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:20 pm Post subject: mountains |
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There are many mountains in Korea.
WTF did you expect?? Does everything have to be easy for you; all flat and easy sailing?? I suppose you never had to deal with mountains at home; so that makes you superior!!?! What the %$#@ do you expect them to do to please you; bulldoze them flat!!?! Then you'd accuse the Koreans of environmental insensitivity.
If you don't like the %$#%$ mountains just go Home!!!
Loser. |
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Thunndarr
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
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| Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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| 8: I prefer to wear dark clothing. |
Obviously racist. |
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Thunndarr
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
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| Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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| 9: My students enjoyed playing hangman. |
How do they play? On a WHITE-board? Using a BLACK marker? So your kids enjoy seeing depictions of little black men being hung? Nice game, Hitler! |
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ajgeddes
Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan
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| Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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huck
Joined: 19 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:03 am Post subject: |
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| 6: Catherine Zeta Jones is very attractive |
In other words you hate North Korea and you hate Koreans and people of Korean ethnicity. |
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peemil
Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa
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| Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:21 am Post subject: |
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| Only a fascist could draw enjoyment from a game trivializing the suffering of the many who have been hanged through the centuries. |
Do they have an application form? This is the best idea ever!
"Cheese is but a concocotion of the demon middle class- You worthless pig dog! You bring shame upon our nation with your foul strawberry concoctions! How dare you place the sacred fruit of the Fatherland, in the milk of the glorious agrarian people?!"
"Speak not of your forbidden movies, nor of your English authors- The adopted home of Marx you communist swine."
"The great fascist armies will level the hills of Korea, and string the carcas of Catherine Zeta jones upon the lampost of Fascist liberty!"
"Kubrick was a drunken homosexual *beep* of our enemies. Is that bloody on your black jacket-?"*THUMPS THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF PRISONER*
"You dare corrupt the minds of our youth by having them spell out variations on Western food!" |
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huck
Joined: 19 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:12 am Post subject: |
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This is a fun game....
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| 2: I like strawberries. |
Maybe you should try and stop reading your White Supremicist resources such as Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia, and try reading real books. As quoted in "The Benevolence of a God", by Kim Jong-Il, North Korea exported 12 strawberries to South Korea last year.
It also states that Jews don't like strawberries, so obviously the Jewish people are responsible for the holocaust. This is why the Japanese government visits the war shrine every year - they are proud of the fact that they've killed 20 million+ asians in the past two thousand years.
And I'm still waiting to hear about your opinion on the war shrine that we should dedicate to Hitler. Why are you scared to answer, you racist!
(A necessary disclaimer - The above is an illogical, nonsensical response in a game that is aimed at helping us understand the thought processes of particular posters. If I what I said above makes sense to you, then obviously, you're the person this game has to thank for bringing it to life.)
However, I do think that the superior logic of my posts has put me in the lead. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:19 am Post subject: |
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"The Shawshank Redemption" is a good movie.
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So you still get your jollies seeing other people locked up. That's not so surprising. Probably get off on prison guard uniforms too, don't ya? Pinko fascist commie pigs like you make me sick! |
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