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seoulsucker
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| I'd have to go with any of the GTA series. There's more testosterone pumped into Vice City than those 10 games combined. |
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chest rockwell
Joined: 16 May 2005
Location: Sanbon
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| Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Id have to go with Manhunt. Havent played it myself but you cant get more manly than choking others to death with a plastic bag. |
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seoulsucker
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| Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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| chest rockwell wrote: |
| Id have to go with Manhunt. Havent played it myself but you cant get more manly than choking others to death with a plastic bag. |
Dude, that game is fun as all get-out. I've replayed it at least 3 or 4 times in the past few years. I can't believe they haven't made a sequel...then again, I can't believe they made the game to begin with.
It's basically a "snuff" video game.
As far as the plastic bag goes, that's the tip of the iceberg. The nailgun, the hatchet, the crowbar, the scythe, the bat, there are too many to mention. They all get their own special "cut scenes" done in a gritty 8MM-style close up (with three levels of viciousness) when you properly sneak up on a guy and take him out.
For me, the level three ball bat is the best. Sneak up on the guy, choke him out from behind with the bat until he drops to his knees, then go Barry Bonds on his melon and watch cherry pie splatter against the wall.
Injured guys dragging themselves away from a fight moaning, "Please don't kill me, I got kids at home," as you tower over them with a machete...it's priceless. |
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cwemory
Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Location: Gunpo, Korea
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| Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:10 am Post subject: |
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Duke Nukem3D
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| "Murderous aliens have landed in futuristic Los Angeles, and humans suddenly find themselves atop the endangered species list. The odds are a million-to-one, just the way Duke likes it!" |
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Porter_Goss
Joined: 26 Mar 2006
Location: The Wrong Side of Right
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| Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:22 am Post subject: |
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Hitman 2 |
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mithridates
Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency
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| Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:42 am Post subject: |
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Sounds gayer than riding the big gay ride at Gay Land to me.
Sparkles*_* |
I have no opinion on the thread, that's just damn funny. 
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Me too. It doesn't get much gayer than that.
This is pretty good for those who haven't seen it before (Street Fighter vs. Mortal Kombat):
http://www.occidentalism.org/flash/sfvsmk.swf |
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SirFink
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
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Demophobe
Joined: 17 May 2004
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| Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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Yep.
Manhunt was goofy. Always the same...just Splinter Cell with a psycho. A scripted joke.
The question is, what is "manly"?
I guess most here think it's killing and how brutal it is.
Shallow view of manhood, IMHO. GTA was silly....nothing "tough" about it. |
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chest rockwell
Joined: 16 May 2005
Location: Sanbon
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| Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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yes, 'manly' is being big enough to admit that your wrong, having respect for women, not being afraid to cry blah blah blah blah blah
KILLING FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Demophobe
Joined: 17 May 2004
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That's not what I meant chest.
Music, graphics, sound, weapons, gameplay...it all adds up, that's what I meant.
Hitman was good for these things...a real "dark stranger" kind of feel to that.
GTA:VC: poorly rendered, no gibs, libs "break" off at the joint when shot, terrible car sounds, corny dialogue...meh...goofy. More like Archie than Arnie...
Q3A: Driving music, awesome sounds, cool weapons, hardcore characters, gritty feel to the graphics, truly exciting gameplay and gishy gibs. Let's not forget the coolness of moving up the ladder with those great intros. In fact, all Id games are like that...I think Carmack is a real geeky, "wannabe" Sarge, so he made games that reflected this desire.
Unreal (first one) was cool, as are the "tournaments", SWAT4, Driver...good "man" games. |
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chest rockwell
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Grotto
Joined: 21 Mar 2004
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| Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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WHAT NOT 1 vote for HALO   |
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diablo3
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
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| Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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what is so gay about Ghost'sn'Goblins? Running around to save someone, just like what Double Dragon (The most manliest game) is based on.
Double Dragon is actually easy to play once you get to know a simple trick. What is so manly about that? |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Duke Nukem owns all. I love the part where he can tip the strippers.
ahahahahahah |
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seoulsucker
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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| diablo3 wrote: |
Double Dragon is actually easy to play once you get to know a simple trick. What is so manly about that? |
The reverse elbow thrust? |
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