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[LL Moonmanhead]

Dont know if been done before but made me smile.

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I
had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try
and
run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other
applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware
program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my
system,
forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
they
caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to
use up
all my available resources, it does come bundled with Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
very
unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically
stored in
Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months
later when I had forgotten about them.


Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and
can,
without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter
products
have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring
ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs
to be
reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my
Saab
93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.


Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which
can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress
2003,
but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the
fact
that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your
money
before uninstalling itself.

Help requested please!

[Ya-ta Boy]

Three words: Submit or Suffer.



That was well done, whoever did it.

[jazblanc77]

Shouldn't this be in the tech forum?

[pegpig]

Too technical. Just go back to doing things by hand.