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cameron.mayo



Joined: 17 Mar 2006
Location: Western Hemisphere

PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well if ur up to speed on spelling u can't be fvcken' American can ya now.
Back to your play station son.
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you channelling the spirit of Aisainmind?
It's like he's right here in the room with us!
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Sofa_King



Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Location: South Korea

PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PaperTiger wrote:
When you all are done punching each others donuts, feel free to quote me...as I am quite quotable.

Odds my bodkins, is the internet nothing but the small fish tossing the big fish's salad??? Would you like mayo or Ranch with that?


Perhaps a little too much self love? Honestly, comb your hair, go to the gym, shave and go get a girlfriend.
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Xerxes



Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently

PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the thread, "What is the manliest video game ever?" http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=54550&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0,
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
diablo3 wrote:
Cool Ghosts'n'Goblins


I don't know about that one. A guy wearing knight's armor is chased by ghosts and loses everything but his skivvies when one touches him? Sounds gayer than riding the big gay ride at Gay Land to me.

Sparkles*_*


Laughing Laughing Laughing Tiberious still has my vote for funny
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought this one rates immortalization on this thread. It's from Tin Can....no, Rusty Nail.....No, that isn't right either. Tire Iron? No, forgesteel on a thread about how much he should be paid for letting his hakwon boss take his picture for an ad campaign.


Quote:
i am a friendly teacher, and consistently smile at least 30 times each class period
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Porter_Goss



Joined: 26 Mar 2006
Location: The Wrong Side of Right

PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HapKi wrote:
Ilsanman wrote:
Porter_Goss wrote:
Homer wrote:
Well..I-man...it happens all the time in English when it borrows from French....so the complaining is over or will you stay on course? Laughing


Wow I'm having deja-vu... have I had my car valet parked here before?


Was there a word for valet before, and we replaced it? Do we mispronounce it and misuse it?


misuse it? valet is French for 'manservant to a knight'. So yea, to the guy who parks your car, I'd say there's a certain amount of misuse.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funniest thing I've read all day:

Porter_Goss wrote:
*Aside* While in Tokyo (Yaguchi), my friends and I went to the Konami headquarters late one night, surmised that the combination key to the main gate must be "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, Select, Start", and tried to break in. Alas, there was neither an "Up", "Down", "Left", "Right", "A", "B", "Select", or a "Start" key.


Sparkles*_*
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diablo3



Joined: 11 Sep 2004

PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what is so gay about Ghost'sn'Goblins? Running around to save someone, just like what Double Dragon (The most manliest game) is based on.

Double Dragon is actually easy to play once you get to know a simple trick. What is so manly about that?
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Porter_Goss



Joined: 26 Mar 2006
Location: The Wrong Side of Right

PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

diablo3 wrote:
what is so gay about Ghost'sn'Goblins? Running around to save someone, just like what Double Dragon (The most manliest game) is based on.

Double Dragon is actually easy to play once you get to know a simple trick. What is so manly about that?


You missed the point of this thread.
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diablo3



Joined: 11 Sep 2004

PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hehe, no i didn't

that is a quotable quote
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Porter_Goss



Joined: 26 Mar 2006
Location: The Wrong Side of Right

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alright, I know this is bad form, but no one has posted anything here for awhile. In my modest opinion, this is good work;

dbee wrote:
What's the story with getting anti-depressives in Daegu ?

Porter_Goss wrote:

I don't want to send you over the edge, but the correct term is anti-depressants.


Same thread;

jajdude wrote:
10 years on zoloft. 7 years in Korea.

Porter_Goss wrote:

Your av says it all.

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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Background Information
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"You know I have been in country for 5 years now. I have not seen the wandering herds of behemoth western women chomping on a double whopper in one hand and a bag of fries in the other. "

- jaderedux
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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"can we get more flaming on this thread? I've got a free hour and I need more entertainment."

- mateomiguel



"Yeah, this is so timid! Very Happy "

- JongnoGuru



"me? timid? you ... you... you must be an washed up loser western guy with yellow fever/fat white womyn with army boots! I scoff at your existence and wish you bad things! May you be cursed with many small annoying processing fees at every bureaucratic event for the rest of your days!"

- mateomiguel



"Oh yeah?? OH YEAH??!! Well why don't we just step over to my "I'll pop a cap in yo ass!" thread and we'll see who's... Wait. You haven't got an avatar. hmm...

Okay, you.. you...you just suck, that's what! (btw, that "processing fees" jibe hurt! Sad) I know your type!! Mad That "look at me! I joined in May 2005, and I know my way around, dammit!" type!! Haa!! You think that just because you (a) live in Seoul, or (b) don't live in Seoul and because you (a) have yellow fever, or (b) don't have yellow fever, that we're all going to bow down and kiss your (a) white, (b) brown, (c) black, or (d) yellow ass! Hey, someone just TXTed me... must be for you. Says, 'MateoMiguel? You suck! ^_^ -- Dave Sperling'"

- JongnoGuru
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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"German scientists say cells from the testes of mice can behave like embryonic stem cells. If the same holds true in humans, it could provide a controversy-free source of versatile cells for use in treating disease."

- newspaper story, courtesy of dulouz



"Bad news for Dr Hwang's junior male research assistants."

- Privateer
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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"xylitol sucks. i'm referring to this bland-tasting punk:



yuck."

- robot



"I find their apple flavour inoffensive on the whole, but my favourite is the DON'T SLEEP flavour"




- JongnoGuru
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