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Fossil Evidence of Adam & Eve Discovered...
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:54 am    Post subject: Re: Fossil Evidence of Adam & Eve Discovered... Reply with quote

Porter_Goss wrote:
mindmetoo wrote:
if you had lung cancer would you

a) Go to a homeopath with an occult knowledge of crystal and psychic healing methods?

b) Pray to the Christ Jesus?

c) See an oncologist?


d) Suicide by cop?



I'm conflicted between e), f), and g)
e)take the next flight to Canada and lie about having been in Korea for the last 10 years.

f)laugh at the doctor, telling him you don't smoke.

g) curl up in the fetal position and say repeatedly, "But, I don't smoke" in disbelief.
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rapier



Joined: 16 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:36 am    Post subject: Re: Fossil Evidence of Adam & Eve Discovered... Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
Bulsajo wrote:
it's a pretty gay looking fish


I have to point out it WAS found in Canada.

So further evidence Rapier has turned into a bible thumping fundamentalist Christian.

Rapier, if you had lung cancer would you

a) Go to a homeopath with an occult knowledge of crystal and psychic healing methods?

b) Pray to the Christ Jesus?

c) See an oncologist?


First b then c.
-resorting to modern medicine is hardly wrong, as most of it was prescribed in the bible anyhow.Check it out..

Foreknowledge of medical science in the bible.

http://www.oldpaths.com/Archive/Lockwood/Germaine/Charles/1930/Cosmos/ch10.html

http://www.rae.org/b19th02.html

http://www.wcg.org/lit/booklets/healing/healing4.htm
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Moldy Rutabaga



Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea

PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

B and then C. And if this fails, D, going out in a blaze of glory in a shooting spee, preferably after being beaten up by Naomi Campbell.
We all have our contingency plans. Cool

Ken:>
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

laogaiguk wrote:
Bulsajo wrote:

Agnostic.
Just because I don't believe in YOUR religion doesn't mean I completely rule out the possibility of a higher power.


Christians are still trying to figure out what to do with us Agnostics. Athiests have set beliefs, and they can argue them. But we just don't really care until one of them comes to use with proof. With Athiests, they can continuously disprove things (usually not well), but with us, there is really nothing to disprove, only PROVE. That's their problem with us Wink



Wow. What a great way to go through life-never take a position on anything, and you'll never have to defend that position. Never make any promises or comittments, and you'll never have to break them. Just shrug your shoulders and let others waste their lives trying to figure things out.
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numazawa



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

endofthewor1d wrote:
that is the gayest looking picture of any animal i've ever seen.


Heck, back in the days of single-cell division, everything was gay -- autohomoerotic even.

Quote:
...one of the greatest transformations in the history of animals


... no less than the mutation that turned the erect male member away from the autohomoerotic zone. Twisted Evil
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jaganath69



Joined: 17 Jul 2003

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:19 am    Post subject: Re: Fossil Evidence of Adam & Eve Discovered... Reply with quote

rapier wrote:
mindmetoo wrote:
Bulsajo wrote:
it's a pretty gay looking fish


I have to point out it WAS found in Canada.

So further evidence Rapier has turned into a bible thumping fundamentalist Christian.

Rapier, if you had lung cancer would you

a) Go to a homeopath with an occult knowledge of crystal and psychic healing methods?

b) Pray to the Christ Jesus?

c) See an oncologist?


First b then c.
-resorting to modern medicine is hardly wrong, as most of it was prescribed in the bible anyhow.Check it out..

Foreknowledge of medical science in the bible.

http://www.oldpaths.com/Archive/Lockwood/Germaine/Charles/1930/Cosmos/ch10.html

http://www.rae.org/b19th02.html

http://www.wcg.org/lit/booklets/healing/healing4.htm


First you turn to a bible-thumpin fundie site to make scientific claims then you give us a something from the "Worldwide Church of God" to back up your complete furphy that most modern medicine was prescribed in the bible. If that be the case, why did the Jews not have radiography departments and specialist dermatologists to cleanse the lepers and treat the Egyptains for their boils. Bloomin heck son, what kind of Godbotherin Jeebus cult have got hold of you? Honestly, if I started backing up my arguments with quotes from askanimam.com or slaytheinfidels.org people would (rightly) think I was batpoo crazy. Frig me with a polo mallet, do you know the meaning of 'credibility'? Or 'Reliable sources"? Or 'cat' or 'mat' or 'bunny' for that matter?
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:45 am    Post subject: Re: Fossil Evidence of Adam & Eve Discovered... Reply with quote

jaganath69 wrote:
Bloomin heck son, what kind of Godbotherin Jeebus cult have got hold of you?


The cult that says he doesn't actually have to get off his ass, confront his short comings, and actually do something.
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laogaiguk



Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:26 am    Post subject: Re: Fossil Evidence of Adam & Eve Discovered... Reply with quote

jaganath69 wrote:

First you turn to a bible-thumpin fundie site to make scientific claims then you give us a something from the "Worldwide Church of God" to back up your complete furphy that most modern medicine was prescribed in the bible. If that be the case, why did the Jews not have radiography departments and specialist dermatologists to cleanse the lepers and treat the Egyptains for their boils. Bloomin heck son, what kind of Godbotherin Jeebus cult have got hold of you? Honestly, if I started backing up my arguments with quotes from askanimam.com or slaytheinfidels.org people would (rightly) think I was batpoo crazy. Frig me with a polo mallet, do you know the meaning of 'credibility'? Or 'Reliable sources"? Or 'cat' or 'mat' or 'bunny' for that matter?


Laughing
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rapier



Joined: 16 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:15 am    Post subject: Re: Fossil Evidence of Adam & Eve Discovered... Reply with quote

jaganath69 wrote:


First you turn to a bible-thumpin fundie site to make scientific claims then you give us a something from the "Worldwide Church of God" to back up your complete furphy that most modern medicine was prescribed in the bible. If that be the case, why did the Jews not have radiography departments and specialist dermatologists to cleanse the lepers and treat the Egyptains for their boils. Bloomin heck son, what kind of Godbotherin Jeebus cult have got hold of you? Honestly, if I started backing up my arguments with quotes from askanimam.com or slaytheinfidels.org people would (rightly) think I was batpoo crazy. Frig me with a polo mallet, do you know the meaning of 'credibility'? Or 'Reliable sources"? Or 'cat' or 'mat' or 'bunny' for that matter?


I thought you were too busy to waste time on here ??.Let me redirect you to the '16 yr old girl needs your help" thread before we proceed any further.
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jaganath69



Joined: 17 Jul 2003

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:52 am    Post subject: Re: Fossil Evidence of Adam & Eve Discovered... Reply with quote

rapier wrote:
jaganath69 wrote:


First you turn to a bible-thumpin fundie site to make scientific claims then you give us a something from the "Worldwide Church of God" to back up your complete furphy that most modern medicine was prescribed in the bible. If that be the case, why did the Jews not have radiography departments and specialist dermatologists to cleanse the lepers and treat the Egyptains for their boils. Bloomin heck son, what kind of Godbotherin Jeebus cult have got hold of you? Honestly, if I started backing up my arguments with quotes from askanimam.com or slaytheinfidels.org people would (rightly) think I was batpoo crazy. Frig me with a polo mallet, do you know the meaning of 'credibility'? Or 'Reliable sources"? Or 'cat' or 'mat' or 'bunny' for that matter?


I thought you were too busy to waste time on here ??.Let me redirect you to the '16 yr old girl needs your help" thread before we proceed any further.


Did you suffer from lack of attention as a child? One of your legion of black nannies drop you on your head? I'll be the judge of how I use my time f@ckyouverymuch. I'll direct you to one of half a dozen bi`@tch slappings delivered to you over the years on this board by people whose sources extend beyond the cracked and insance ramblings of some fundie website hosted in swampville, arkansas. Sodomy laws anyone? Women's right to choose? Protestant discrimination and violence towards Catholics in Northern Ireland? The Thirty Years War? The Holocaust? Colonialism? See the difference, I can see the flaws in my adopted religion, whereas you are as blind as a moonbat with both eyes freshly poked out. I'm slowly beginning to think you are nothing more than a troll. Now p1ss off, natureboy and go watch some algae fornicate or blow up another factory. Oh yeah, forgot to mention, you support terrorism.
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rapier



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good that you've finally capitulated.
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

flakfizer wrote:

Wow. What a great way to go through life-never take a position on anything, and you'll never have to defend that position. Never make any promises or comittments, and you'll never have to break them. Just shrug your shoulders and let others waste their lives trying to figure things out.

If you don't like my position, well- it's up to you to convince me that YOUR religion is the one true one.
All I can say is, you and your brethern haven't been doing a very good job of it so far.

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Just shrug your shoulders and let others waste their lives trying to figure things out.

Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't feel I'm wasting my life, and yet, I've never stopped 'trying to figure things out'.
Who are these "others" you speak of?
You?
If you feel you've been wasting your life trying to figure things out, well- that's your problem.
Try praying harder.
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wannago



Joined: 16 Apr 2004

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bulsajo wrote:
flakfizer wrote:

Wow. What a great way to go through life-never take a position on anything, and you'll never have to defend that position. Never make any promises or comittments, and you'll never have to break them. Just shrug your shoulders and let others waste their lives trying to figure things out.

If you don't like my position, well- it's up to you to convince me that YOUR religion is the one true one.
All I can say is, you and your brethern haven't been doing a very good job of it so far.


That's his point, einstein, YOU DON'T HAVE A POSITION. Personally, as one of the "brethern" (its spelled brethren BTW but I'm sure you don't have a position on that either) I have no need or desire to convince you that MY religion is the one true one (whatever the hell that's supposed to mean).

Quote:
Just shrug your shoulders and let others waste their lives trying to figure things out.

Bulsajo wrote:
Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't feel I'm wasting my life, and yet, I've never stopped 'trying to figure things out'.


Uhhh...you haven't been doing a very good job of it so far.

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Try praying harder.


Since you asked so nicely, I'll pray extra hard for you along with all the other monkey descendants. You did take a position on that, didn't you?
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not choosing a religion is a position.
I'd say I'm sorry that rubs you the wrong way- but I'm not.
And thanks for pointing out the typo- spotting that must have really made your day, eh?
Glad I could be there for you.

Ooh, you called me monkey!
Nohdoh, babo!
Razz

To summarize: with someone like you on my ass I'm more sure than ever I'm on the right path.

But if I'm wrong I guess I'll see you in Hell.
Wink


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jaganath69



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rapier wrote:
Good that you've finally capitulated.


Capitulated to what or whom? Why do you repeatedly keep ignoring criticism that your sources are rubbish? You are like the kid who stands there with his fingers in his ears saying "lalalalalalala I can't hear you".
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