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Hanson
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Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Crying-laughing!
My favorite Carlin line:
Why does everybody ask if the glass is half-empty or half-full when it's obvious that the glass is simply too big? |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Why is it a compliment to call someone hot and cool?
Wouldn't it be cool if all the fans at an event were electric fans?
Shouldn't a 3-tined fork be called a "threek"?
If a can opener is broken, is it a can't opener?
Why do people say "watch what you eat?" Is the food entertaining? And does anyone eat with his eyes closed? |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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jayjayjay
Joined: 27 Aug 2005
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Why is it, when driving a car, everyone that drives faster than you is a maniac and everyone that drives slower than you is an idiot?
You know how when you put a stick in the water and it looks like it's bent...but it's really not? ... That's why I never bathe. ~ Stephen Wright
You know that feeling you get when you nearly fall over backwards in your chair, then catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time. ~ Stephen Wright.
I live on a one-way dead end street. ~ Stephen Wright. |
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baldrick
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: Location, Location
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BLACKADDER:
*holds up a potato*
"What is this Baldrick?..........*sighs*........"its a rehtorical question....."
BALDRICK
"nah, it's a potato". |
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antoniothegreat
Joined: 28 Aug 2005
Location: Yangpyeong
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why is it we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why did they put two "r"s in retard? Are they wetaded?
"mankind" is made of two different words, and we can learn a lot by looking at these two words. I hope someone figures out what "mank" and "ind" means really soon... |
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igotthisguitar
Joined: 08 Apr 2003
Location: South Korea (Permanent Vacation)
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| Why do so many rapid ANTI-abortionists ... eat eggs? |
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