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| If I met this ESL Master in Korea I'd... |
| Hit him with my Cass bottle and kidnap him to reveal how his Great ESL Master Head works. |
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| Ignore him and continue on my way. |
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| Run in fear from the massive brain storms that flow with unadulterated English from his American Master Brain. |
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| Engage him in conversation and ask him how he meets such fine subjects for his photos. |
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| Challenge him to a Master Brain Match of Scrabble to show him Canada holds the true English Brain Masters. |
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| Run, run, run before my K-girl caught the master speaking flow that shoots like bullets from his Incredibly overawing Master English Brain. |
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The Great Toad
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
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 Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:07 am Post subject: If I met this fine fellow and friends I'd .... (pictures) |
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So what would you say if you met this guy in Korea? He is in Korea now teaching; such a wise kind teacher too. I think most Koreans are friendly to him- he is a favorite chioce for their conversation, he is not just an ESL Master speaker he is also a Bali boggy boarder and monkey friend. If you want to make his aquantance post here, maybe he will reply.
Korean Lass and ESL Hero:
ESL Lord and a Jeju Noble- they are kind to the little people too:
The ESL Master A Bali Boggy Board Hero and Bali Lass:
   
Due to my ole chums regretting his new fame I have altered this with pictures of a large Overgrown ESL Stoat of imearsurable size, strength, and intellect.. I know this wrecks the poll and makes all the rest of the posts moot but my cohort is apparently concerned with Canadian stalker ladies. Maybe I should just stop posting here and read and ride more. It's just I have so many Dave ESL friends. But, I ask the ladies to please stop the impolite uncourtly PMs to me. I will not reply to them anymore.
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tiger fancini
Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:15 am Post subject: |
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| I would question his taste in shirts |
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The Great Toad
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:19 am Post subject: |
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| He is a man of flashy fashion, but more a man of great words of English. I know I've spoken with him on both subjects. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:52 am Post subject: |
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What makes an ESL Master?
Working at a hagwon and writing better than you?
I know some people like that: 40,000 that meet the first qualification and 6 odd billion that meet the second. |
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The Great Toad
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:23 am Post subject: |
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| Just for that I am PMing you my 5 page paper I wrote. |
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tate
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:29 am Post subject: |
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Yeah man those are almost George Michael shirts.
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:13 am Post subject: |
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| The first girl looks happy to have her picture being taken with the dude, but not the second girl. Not sure how the monkey feels about it. |
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tiger fancini
Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:37 am Post subject: |
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On the first girls shirt it says (i think) "thats hot". Surely this isn't a reference to the guys shirt?  |
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Pligganease
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:42 am Post subject: |
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| I'd ask him how a tea bag tastes. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:42 am Post subject: |
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| tiger fancini wrote: |
| I would question his taste in shirts |
 (3 smilies means really funny)
The Great Toad, you want to know what I'd say if I met him in Korea? I'd probably say, "Hi, nice to meet you! Where are you from?" I might even follow it up with, "How old are you?" Of course, the urge to call him a monkey would be great.
I love that first picture in your sig, btw. I hope you don't mind I set it as my background.
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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| The Great Toad wrote: |
| Just for that I am PMing you my 5 page paper I wrote. |
Too many forced attempts at alliteration, hyper-naive and romanticized to the point of obscuring the analysis: it's style seems similar to your Dave's persona, size small, sporting superior spelling.
But there is something to say for the idealism. |
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Alan Partidge
Joined: 29 Nov 2005
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Does he know you're posting pictures of him here? I recently worked with him and the circumstances surrounding his departure were not that great. |
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tiger fancini
Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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Did his shirts play any part in this? |
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Hobophobic
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Location: Sinjeong negorie mokdong oh ga ri samgyup sal fighting
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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I have the third shirt, brings out the blue in my eyes and accentuates my eyebrows...really I do...I have to change it up from the issued monkey suit once in awhile...
...the guy looks like he's enjoying life...we can't all wear spandex for your p-leisure Toad man... |
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The Great Toad
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Does he know you're posting pictures of him here? I recently worked with him and the circumstances surrounding his departure were not that great. |
Yeah he does know- I kept joking saying I was going to do it, and he kept saying go ahead post my picture. However, I thought I'd get more positive comments, instead of hurtful style remarks. |
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